/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Let's see who had the worst Birthdays on /jp/!

I spent my 23rd in a mental facility after being put in a involuntary psychiatric hold hold by my psychiatrist.

I was planning on killing myself that day but retarded me told my psychiatrist that in the months prior.

I missed out on a significant date to off my self and spent 10 days bored, hungry and cold as hell in a mental hospital.

I've learned my lesson.
I plan to end it on my 30th this time I won't tell anyone in person. Just 4 years to go!

>>11141653
>>11141665

Fat fucks like you will be the first to go as the easiest, slowest targets.

You're pretty much screwed and you have nothing more to blame than your own disgusting eating habits.

When I win in MY /jp/ all fatties are getting permanently banned.

This spamming reminds me of accelerator and spammer-kun

RIP in peace dude
I miss some of he olden /jp/ days but it's good to remember every now andthen

>employment
I'm working in post production

>education
Left college after discovering it didn't matter at all what a knew but who I knew.

>training
I've trained myself and still learn with each passing day.

Friendly reminder that Mima is no longer canon.
>Duplicate image

Huh can't really be fucked to go into paint right now. Here's something similar.

But it's not 2:00

>>9181909
>Now he's back in America and kicking ass.
Getting relegated to Superstars, getting fed to the Cena machine and jobbing to Sheamus doesn't sound very kicking ass-ish

I've samefagged and gotten into an argument with myself...

What's worse I was actually getting angry with myself on both sides of the argument. With each response I gave myself, I kept trying to one up it.

Either way, it worked because that thread ended up with an eventual 200+ replies.

>>9033662
>Post old guys

Why is Rumia /a/?
Why is Yuuka /an/?
Why is Iku /co/?
Why is Remilia /f/?
Why is Kanako /m/?
Why is Orin /n/?
Why is Chen /o/?
Why is Tewi /r9k/?
Why is Shiki /tg/?
Why is Marisa /u/?
Why is Parsee /v/?
Why is Daiyousei /w/?
Why is Lily /wg/?
Why is Yuugi /x/

Patchouli

Paranoid |||||||||||| 50% 53%
Schizoid |||||||||| 38% 38%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 62% 52%
Antisocial || 10% 46%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78% 51%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 42% 37%
Narcissistic || 10% 35%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 86% 52%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42% 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 62% 45%

>>8640269

Thank you, kind sir.

Because I don't know any. It's safe to say that I'm willing to accept shit taste in anime if the girl is slutty and hot.

So in a fun turn of events I have come across $500+

Tell me of your Onahole/fleshlight knowledge. What's some of the best shit I can buy?

>>7905412
I'll take it for now.

It's really fucking odd.

Everyone, and I mean fucking everyone I was ever in class with remembers me somehow and yet I don't remember any of them.

I had no friends in HS and yet more often than not whenever I walk down the street and bump into someone I suppose was in any one of the same classes as me I get "Oh my god (name) I haven't seen you in forever." and the like.

I just smile and pretend I know this person till he/she leaves. sometimes I get a phone number that i'll never call back.

How these people remember me at all, I'll never know. I made damn sure I was invisible during my high school years.

Give me one good reason why everyone here isn't just a Touhou.