/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11300819
Another mystery solved

i love living with mum n dad

I rub icecubes on my nipples and then attach clothespins to them and my butt. I also really like dripping beeswax on my belly and then scraping it off with a knife. I very much enjoy navel torture and have pierced myself there many times. The best is when I flip it into an outie and pierce it straight through with a few sterile needles. I also like sticking needles into my buttmeat sometimes. I do this all while masturbating, obviously.

When I was younger I used to have the urge to disembowel myself a lot with a knife, or run myself through with a sword for pleasure, but that has passed with maturity. The most I'll do now is scratch up my belly with the tip of a sharp hunting knife, but rarely break the skin very deeply. Sometimes I rig myself up with a belt and a knife so that whenever I involuntarily lurch while climaxing, the knife will poke me in the navel. It's all very fetish related, obviously.

Sometimes I like eating sweets and candy while I masturbate too. And clean my ears.

I also bend myself over an excercise ball. It feels really good everyone should try it!

>>10647864
>cant you let your fantasies run wild or are so boring you have to only be open to the mundane and everyday, like a normal person.

Giant chestpillows are an abnormal fetsh to you?

>>10641384
this is a hedonism thread and all otaku culture is about being happy

>>10210802
Kusoge*

>>10143877
Appreciate this *whips out Fukune*

>>10041402
Take your bully somewhere else before things get serious.

>>9880554
If It'll help stop the bully I'll do it!

/jp/ I someday want to start a cat cruise business where I get a bunch of cats put them on a very large boat and send them to Germany, It's been my dream ever since I was a little boy.

>>9087518
>fat always ends up in the butt and thighs and hips for me

My dad had a bonsai tree...

It was really kawaii... Me and some tomodachis once broke the ceramic plate with a ball... I felt a bit sad for bonsai-san but everything went well in the end... He survived...

>>8669820

Milky Homies are already /jp/ related.

wud fuq

>mfw /jp/ just happened

>>8407219
That's gay as HELL son. Stop impersonating me.

>>8390810
shes not
sometimes you have to shake your firneds when they are forgetting how to be detectives

>>8322258

>>8274017

i dunno who the frig you are.. but frig off or tell me

>>8209212

frig off nerrd