/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20080569
About fucking time that shithole gets closed down.

>>19741715
>Sabbath
>getting older

Goodnight, and don't forget to not burn down the tiny penis!

Instead, remember that you'll never be breastfed by a happy london holstaurus.

>>15778970
It's nothing, don't worry about it.

>>15409939
I don't think you know what you're talking about, onii-chan!
YOUR IMOUTO KNOWS BEST YOU LITTLE BITCH.

>>14921318
>>14921371
I want both, the best threesomes are the ones with an imouto and onee-san.

>>14438004
>Get ripped as hell to fight off monster girls
>One day you're stopped by a young girl in a hoodie
>"Onii-chan, come with me" she starts tugging on your arm
>Seeing where this is going you attempt to push her away only to be judo flipped to the floor effortlessly
>Looking up at the sky you can now see that the girl's hood is removed, revealing two goat-like horns
>Fuck it's a Baphomet
>"Aww how disappointing, I was expecting more based off your looks." she whines "and here I was expecting you to be the strong onii-chan I was looking for"
>"Doesn't matter, it's a start and I'm sure I can train you"
>And that's how you got dragged off and raped by a Baphomet
>It was also the day you learned that full STR builds aren't always effective

>>14066807
Hey I wasn't saying I don't like them, just that they'll make you like them even if you don't admit it.

Baphomets are love. I want to head pat one and tickle behind her goat ears.

>>14042501
>Same with "onii-chan" or "onee-chan". They're cute, and if handled with a bit of tact and subtlety, I'm more than happy to give them a pass.
I was thinking about this, maybe a Baphomet who knows her love interest is a total weeb and plots to take advantage of the fact.
>Your Baphomet friend appears before you in a full maid outfit, you're at a loss for words
>As you stand there nervously in shock she paces around you before stopping to your left and leaning in next to your ear
>"Oniiiiii-chan~" she whispers with a slight giggle
>Your entire body stiffens as you try to contain yourself, she walks back around in front of you before looking up with a shit eating grin
>"You popped a boner didn't you? Do you know how long I've been trying to get your attention? You really are a hopeless one"

>>13766816
Vanilla is fine too. They're adorable either way.

>>13754026

>Getting a Yuki-Onna to torment a Mindflayer
>WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE.
>Oh, you don't like me? I'm afraid my nature has left me a little cold to your reception
>How -ice- to meet you!
>CHILL, SQUID-LADY
>IT'S GOOD TO SNOW YOUR NAME
>REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

>>13737970
I want to spoil a Baphomet with head pats and horn rubs.

>>13329589
No you're onii-chan

>>12972255
I literally have not read or watched anything jojo related.

Which means your excuse is weak, weak, weak!

>>12835350
is baphomet your waifu?

>>12361598
It's not mindbreak, just improving their tastes!

>>12344418
Is there a Baphomet yet?