/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*woosh*

Now with 50% more Ange.

My beloved hometown, the sweetfish river running through it.
You who seek the Golden Land, follow its path downstream and seek the key.

If you follow the river downstream, you will find a village.
In the village, look for the shore the two will tell you of.
There sleeps the key to the Golden Land.

He who lays hand upon the key shall travel under the rules below.

At the first twilight, you shall lift up as sacrifice the six chosen by the key.
At the second twilight, the surviving shall tear apart the two who are close.
At the third twilight, the surviving shall praise my honorable name on high.
At the fourth twilight, grope the chest and deny.
At the fifth twilight, grope the chest and deny.
At the sixth twilight, slice up your cow tits and make me a sandwich.
At the seventh twilight, grope the chest and deny.
At the eighth twilight, grope the chest and deny.
At the ninth twilight, the Emperor shall be revived and none shall be left alive.
At the tenth twilight, the journey shall end and you should reach the village of gold.

The Emperor will praise the wise, and should bestow four treasures.
One shall be, all the gold from the Golden Land.
One shall be, the resurrection of the souls of all the dead.
One shall be, even the resurrection of the lost love.
One shall be, to put the Emperor to sleep for all time.

Sleep peacefully, my most beloved Emperor, Battler.

Creepy Ange is creepy