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>>35965930
>TOO SOON, YOU HAVE AWAKEN ME TOO SOON EXECUTUS, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS INTRUSION?
>This mortal boy, my lady. He invaded Your sanctum and seeks to steal Your kiss.
>Kyaaaaa! FOOL, YOU ALLOWED ANON TO RUN RAMPART THROUGH MY OWN HOUSE AND NOW YOU LEAD HIM TO MY VERY BEDROOM? YOU HAVE FAILED ME BAKA, GET OUT AND LEAVE US ALONE!

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>>33019752
Ya you're more like a Doneion.

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32775493

You have aroused me too soon!

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You've failed me again, Executus

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>>23785160
What are you? Firephobic?

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>>22846285
>that Chapeau
>stupid

You take that back or you're walking your ugly spirit back to your corpse.

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22806893

Won't be long until Nef-chan comes to terrorize us all.

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This lava lass rolls up on you hard and fast then demands you take off your pants and prepare for the most pleasant experience of your life before gesturing with her weapon while making a shotgun cocking sound.

Do you do as she says or resist? Mind you she has a windfury buff so resisting gives you a 20% chance to have your hopes and dreams absolutely annihilated in the most terrifying and unrecoverable way imaginable.

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You've got 315 fr buffed right?

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Would a Magma Shaman full windfury critting you with a demon silver Sulfuras hurt on some level or would you only explode in your pants from pleasure? Like you're getting K.Oed regardless here, it's going to happen 100%, you're "dead" as fuck no question.

I get the meme element of demon silver is that it doesn't wound / pain but I feel like if you hit someone hard enough it's going to do something potentially bad regardless of it's properties.

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>>21390321
Dare you raid her furnace?

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>Lava-Golem waifu is really into cosplay
>She is also really into MMOs
>She calls you into your bedroom as you notice the floor is lava and the walls obsidian
>Luckily it doesn't burn you, your house or any of your furniture
>Suddenly waifu pops out of the center of the lava pool
>"YOU DARE TRESPASS INTO MY DOMAIN!?"
>She tackles you into your warm bed
>"BY FIRE BE PURGED"
>She tears your pants off and pins you down for some rough cuddling

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