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Kyrie is the best wife.

First of all, she's a fucking police officer. So you KNOW she's seen some shit. She probably chases down bad guys like 24/7 and kicks the shit out of that criminal scum. Then when she's not doing that, mainly because all the perpetrators are behind bars, she probably takes some tea and talks philosophical about chess and shit with you. Combine that crazy ass kicking with a total brainy chick and you got someone that probably fucks like a tiger.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE she's the kind of woman that WILL STAY WITH YOU even AFTER YOU DUMP HER. That's fucking right, most girls will leave you if you get another girl pregnant. This bitch is so devoted that she'll NEVER leave you.

Lets review the facts:
1) Fucks like a tiger
2) Earns her own money
3) Smart as shit
4) Cool motherfucker
5) Cooking- OH SHIT

That's right. The only possible flaw she DOES have is that she can't cook. That would totally suck, EXCEPT THAT IF YOU'RE A MAN ENOUGH TO GET HER ALL ON YOUR PENIS YOU'RE A FUCKING RICH MOTHERFUCKER WHO GOURMETS LIKE CONSTANTLY.

So fuck yeah, don't even need to cook.

The fuck else do you EVER want in a wife? A woman who can protect you from fucking MAGIC? WELL FUCK YEAH, SHE DOES THAT TOO!

Kyrie is the best. No contest.

Why do you think Kyrie keeps dying in every twilight? Because she'd fucking solve everything, even the epitaph, she's just that awesome.