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Loli sluts > adult sluts

>>3443750
Just look at the slut.

Dear JPEDOS, I am a horrible fucking person. Today was my loli daughter’s birthday, it is also my last day as a free man. The cops are on their way right now. As my last act before being put on death row I wish to relinquish this story onto /jp/, so I can die knowing at least I gave you sick fucks some boners. So lets start from the beginning shall we?

It was a fairly normal morning. It was 1:30 when I got out of bed. I walked into the bathroom to take my meds. I'm prone to bouts of rage and sexual frustration. As I tilted my head back to down the capsules I swallowed wrong and vomited into the sink. I cursed the pills then went out to the living room. I was surprised to see ballons and party favors all over. It then occurred to me that it was my 11 year old daughter Sakura's birthday. My daughter’s probably having a surprise party with all her loli and shota friends after school. I'm from the future and unemployed so I'm usually home all the time. I sat down with a bowl of fritos and watched some shit on Fuse for a while.

archer will always be the manliest, you faggot

>Badass men.

wut?