/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay, I'm feeling better rested now, so let's see here.

>I am asking once again: Tell me about your mamano wife!

>What's her personality? What does she look like? How/where did you and her meet? Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither? Does she want kids? Etc.

>Give me all the little details. The stupider and more you think no one wants to hear them, the better.

>What's her personality?
She's kind, sweet, clingy. and loves lewd jokes. Constantly horny, but that's not too unusual for a mamano. She is however kinda ditzy, not dumb, mind. Just ditzy. She swam headlong into a rock when she first laid eyes on me.

>What does she look like?
Pic related. I know full well that I won't be drawing her the same way every time, but how is a mere mortal supposed to recreate perfection in pixels?

>Does she like to brag about you and show you off, or does she prefer it when you show her off, or is it neither?
To her family and friends back home? I'm her greatest treasure and she wants me to be a familiar face. To rando mamano elsewhere? She has a protective steak a mile wide.

>Does she want kids?
DROVES. The reason we haven't started working on any yet is because we're still house hunting for something that can keep that many mucus toads comfortable. The Roman Villa was almost perfect, but we can't really afford that many zeros.

>What does she smell like?
Rain.

>What does she do for a living?
She works as a guard for a merchant river barge caravan on her father's recommendation. And a kappa pointing out that that she'd meet way more guys traveling, rather than hiding in the drink within slurping distance of bait certainly didn't hurt.

>What are her hobbies?
Her sport of choice is parkour, the rush of swinging through the swamp like a crazed gibbon-gal keeping her thighs in tip-top shape.

>Does she have many friends, or does she mostly keep to herself?
She was the "dumb blonde" of her friends growing up. Picture green Galko sharing a lunch table with a sample pack of freshwater mamano, including the kappa who suggested she travel. As the first of her friends to get hitched after graduating, the kappa's words had weight.

Interesting quirk of mucus toad grooming, having the right mucus on for the occasion is very important to them. Now one wants to be seen dropping things because they had lube mucus on their palms rather than adhesive, so a good mucus scraper is an important personal effect for any toad. My wife's is about the size of a comb, wooden, and made to look like a frog, naturally.

Also, when i brought up my thing for ASMR, I got a fascinating crash course in slimy mamano cosmetics. They rely on easily dissolved powdered pigments to color their slime rather than putting the makeup directly on their faces. A mucus toad has glossiness covered naturally, but often like a little extra color.

If you ever find yourself visiting the Kerokero Cafe, the Missus swears by a slice of cow pie(just a beef and veggie pie with hygienic farm-raised flies in it, don't worry) with a side of fried crickets and steamed string beans. I usually get the fish. I also recommend you get the house blend for your coffee... Oh, for the love of-! I appreciate your concern, but experience has shown that the bugs are safe enough to safely kiss her after. Ever seen that clip of those people eating fly burgers? I was grossed out too, but the chef knows full well that the my wife will rip her wings off if I fall sick from her food.

>"Are you shure you won't try just one for me shweetpea? Shay ahh~<3"