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>"What are you doing in my territory human?! Get out of my sight, you lowest piece of trash!"
>Get out of her sight
>"N-no wait! Not like that! You are supposed to talk back to me! Or challenge me to a fight or steal my gold or something!"
>Flying above anon while shouting
>"Oooh I just got all this gold! If someone went to my cave right now.I wouldnt be able to stop the thief!"
>A sword falls in front of you "Dragon Buster: It can easily defeat any dragon."
>Hellhound appears
>"Oh, what a beautiful cute weak thing! I want to protect and dote on you forever!"
>Anon: Sure!
>"Why are all men like this?! You are a fucking bunch of droids! I look down on you all!"
>*Sees you shoked Pikachu face with chocolated and flowers. You drop them and run away*
>"E-except for you cutie! Wait! Please! Dont leave!"