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>>10701413
It is me, kyrie, the real culprit!

>>8246317
Yeah, and?

Kyrie can kill servants.
Shiki can't kill servants.
Kyrie > Shiki

Shiki can't cut bullets either, not fast enough.

Shit tier daughter.

Sup Jessica?

>>6738023
Anon, you have successfully managed to make a BAD END even worse.

A HAPPY STORY?!
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX

>>6653523
Oh disregard that.

Jessica being a culprit does not equate to her being a mystery novel geek.

Think of it this way, when you hire a hitman, you get them to kill someone. The elaborate, how done it of the hitman isn't something you would plan out yourself.

Likewise, Jessica, or anyone for that matter, doesn't need to come up with specifics to be the culprit, they just need to manipulate other people, either directly or indirectly.

See: The empty envelope.

Something is up with that, and I feel it's far worse than mere jealous on George's part.

Much like Yasu, OP is samefagging shamelessly in this thread.

Yasu is an overly dramatic whore, and only White Knight Shipperfags like her.

>>6577937
>You're a goddamned retard. Get out.

Speak of the devil. Complain about idiots and one pops up to help me prove my point! How convenient.

>>6551589
And servant Kanon and servant Shannon are different people, I swear.

Jessica has two notable portrayals in regards to the headship. One is being a bit frustrated at the Ushiromiya family's nuttiness(Who wouldn't be?), but the other is that she IS a family supporter in the end.(Episode 7 shows this aspect very much so, her devotion to Natsuhi is one example among many, in episode 4 she has her answer as a maiden and as the head, hell, Jessica's MO is that there's the social Jessica and the family centric Jessica, episode 6 has her start to get annoyed when Erika mentions Krauss might lose the headship)

Basically, here is a person who like it or not has been raised to be the heiress. Countless hours of preparation, and devotion to the point where she has two different personas. Now, suppose she finds out that all the preparation was for nothing and that the true head more or less did nothing. Her wanting to be the heirness or not, that would annoy her.

More so than that, it might have her take action in order to ensure that her family is ok.

>>6541087
The question here I suppose is "Did s/he really come to plan that on her own", or is there someone behind him/her?

In Poirot's last novel(Not the last written, mind you, but the last one canonically), there exists a very interesting kind of villain.

This villain NEVER lied, the villain never did a crime, the villain basically only did one thing.

That was control people by revealing true information at specific times, in such a manner as to facilitate a murder. Hercule Poirot figures this shit out, and so he shoots the fuck out of him like a boss, and then doesn't take his pills, dies(he was dying already NBD)

The essence of what I'm saying, however, is that take a character, like George for example. He could spend time with Yasu, never actually kill anyone himself or plan specifically a murder, but by revealing to Yasu bad information, cause him/her to snap.

>>6350234
>>6350324
Gee Yasu, tough break. You only have like two other people in love with you.

>>6226048
>Erika
Wait, who's that?

>>6030695
Consistency is the mark of a sophisticated lady, my good sir.

It's that time again...
Meanwhile, at Witch Hunt...

Also Umineko general

>>5975028
Then lock all doors and windows from the inside...

>mfw Yasu turns out not to be Leon and Leon turns out to be male

So kyrie isn't the mastermind but "just" a murderer? I'm disappoint, I loved my batshit bloodthirsty Kyrie.

>>5935494

>implying kyrie being the culprit and DID meido are mutually exclusive

>my face when I kill Shannon and save my son, daughter, husband
Time for some intimate family bonding.

>>5911348
I think there's another lady out there who is also perfectly sane.

"Listen up you two," Rudolf said solemnly once the door to the bedroom was locked. Kyrie and Battler nodded. "Tonight, I might be killed." Thunder rumbled and lightening flashed outside dramatically.

Kyrie and Battler…nodded. "And your point is…?" The two urged him to continue.

He aggressively moved towards his son and clasped the teen's hands into his, as if to entreat him.

"So it's time to get connected!" He said happily. "Oooh! You gonna buy me a Metro. Or a T-Mobile would be nice; with an iPhone or something," Battler became excited. "The hell is an iPhone?" Kyrie asked Rudolf.

"No; I mean, let's have a THREESOME!" Rudolf cheered!

…."Kyrie-san!" Battler turned to the woman in disbelief. "Well, he's right. Let's do it Battler-kun," She smiled creepily. "B-But why," He asked. "DOSHITE?—"

"'Cuz it's logical," Kyrie said flatly.

"Oh, well that makes sense…" Battler concurred.

The two pervs high-fived each other like giddy teenagers. Battler… That poor boy never got his iPhone. It was a tragedy.