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Why is every random encounter one of those damn cats?

>Hey, Tom, you lost?

>>44041932
If you don't feel like risking it you can go ahead and start making love to your new wife.

>>43525888
I bet I'm more likely to surprise her with one than the other way around, though she might have planned for that

>Your Cheshire friend decided to spread a rumor on 4mon about you
>She said that you only like human girls, and want human kids
How do you avoid getting captured and taught the ""error of your ways"" by angry mamonos?

April 1st must be hell if you're dating a Chesh

>>43071944
Of course not. Here is another piece of advice if you ever find yourself fighting a Chesh:
You can absolutely outrun her teleporting if you run fast enough. It's got to be a sprint though, the kind you need to take a few minutes to recover from afterwards. Promise.
Also you have to run with little to no regards of where you are going. She can't teleport ahead and cause you to run face first into her ass or breasts if you don't know where you are going. Besides, a seasoned adventurer like yourself will be able to make your own way out of wonderland on your own, Right?

>>42887394
Queen of Hearts, I am going into the Order Realms, and I require your sexiest Cheshire.
>>42887419
uhm... I'll stick to the previous version till they patch the paws back in.

>>42586189
>Wow, were you raised in an order household or something?
>Uh... yeah, obviously I'm not really a believer or anything
>Oh, that explains it
>Explains what?
>That your first reaction to seeing a cute monster pop up in front of you was to punch her in the face

She is in your walls.

>Wake up
>To to kitchen to get breakfast
>Open fridge to get some fo-
>'ELLO LUV, FANCY A SHAG?
fucking cheshires

>>40910389
Save me, Niggerman!

>>40751263
cheshire is very cute and funny

>>40332096
>never to have a cute cheshire cat gf that tries to tease me but fails miserably when I give her what she wants
why even live in this rotting world man.

>>40225440
>Adventuerer Anon is tormented by immortal cheshire providing "insightful" commentary (catcalling) on his journey
>Also she sneaks into his tent every night

>>39992132
Yes, you are safe from the masonry cheshires.
But now you are completely exposed to the normal cheshires

>>39861956
The situation isn't THAT grim
yet

>>38532421
you are prime TOM bait. Watch out for werecats and cheshires, anon.

>>38371784
Remain enraged.

>>38338965
>claws to face
>most vile insult in Norfern Ingerlish ever heard
>teleport her ass to the scorched lava plains
>hug and comfort Anon
Chesires are incredibly protective over their bulliying target (beloved).

______tom______

>>38038019
Its difficult to 4get cat. Best girl.

>>37893081
the two non-physical traits i find the most attractive are being funny and being smart. bimbos are neither.

Being brought to tears by cheshire's suddenly serious conversation with you about how much you mean to her and how much she loves you while you're both out camping ine forests of Wonderland! Her cuddling you immediately when she thinks she said something wrong, only to be relieved when she realises they're tears of joy at hearing her finally say it, despite knowing it for so long!