/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/, this has kind of been bothering me lately. It's about Teto-san. I don't think I can truly call my life a success and die a satisfied man until I've stuck my dick in her drills. Normally this would be no problem, right? Every man is easily able to do the things he must to make his lifestory a great one. However, after a few years, it's finally hit me. Teto-san is not real.

I do not want to hire a prostiture to dress up like Teto-san just so I can fuck her drills. If I fucked a prostitute's hair, I'm sure all my lifeforce would instantly be sucked out of me and I would be unable to ever enjoy anything in my life again. It would definately not make my lifestory great or anything to be proud of. It would be pathetic and depressing.

That's when I began thinking to myself. Maybe I could get a wig. How stylable are wigs? Would I be able to style the hair into Teto-san's signature hairstyle? What kind of equipment would I need to do her hairstyle? Is there a specific type of wig that has more realistic hair? All the wigs I've seen gone out to see so far have been less than satisfying and definitely not something I'd like to stick my dick into. How pleasurable is drillfucking, anyway? Will I be able to cum from it?

Also, what kind of shampoo do you think Teto-san uses? What would her hair smell like? Help me out a bit here, /jp/.

>>5736474
He so mad

OP!
Im not some stupid anon!
my name is iluvOP!
G-geez...is namefaggin not to your liking?
Baka anon...

but..i hope you liked of the loli in the bucket....I mean..go away baka.

君は実に馬鹿だな

>>5462787
Are you retarded?

XP. I limit my memory to 3GB but its fine. And everything I install works with it, why should I bother with vista or win7?