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>>21960424

>The Chief God: "Luka, Luka. Hero of The Bretons..."
>Hero named Luka and his party/band of fellow knights and adventurers bow down and grovel
>Chief God: "Oh don't you grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand it's people grovelling."
>Order Hero: "Sorry."
>Chief God: "AND DONT APOLOGIZE! Everytime I try to talk to some of you mortals it's always 'sorry this' and 'forgive me' that and 'Im not worthy.'"
>Luka and his party/band of knights and fellow adventurers avert their gaze.
>Chief God: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!?"
>Order Hero: "Averting our gaze oh goddess."
>Chief God: No, don't! It's always like those miserable Psalms it's so depressing. NOW KNOCK IT OFF!"
>Order Hero: "Okay, you were saying?"
>Chief God: "Right... Luka, Hero of the Bretons. I'm tasking you and your fellow knights and heroes and or adventurers to an important objective. Behold, the Super Chastity Belt. It may look kinky but it will help stop the unholy horniness of the Demon Lord and all Monstergirls.
>Order Hero: "Good idea oh goddess!"
>Chief Goddess: "Of course it's a good idea! Now look well Luka, you and your knights and fellow heroes shall find the Super Chastity Belt. That is your purpose Luka... The quest for the Super Chastity Belt."
>Heavenly chorus sings as the Chief God fucks off
>Madame Galliard the Cowardly: "A blessing! A blessing from the Chief Goddess!"
>Arch Wizard Asuka: "Overgod be praised!"

Reminder that The Chief God has her ass kicked and handed to her by Demon Lord Lilith and her Hero Husbando so hard that the Chief God is still recovering from such grave injuries and is likely eating through a straw as if she were a mere mortal.

The Chief God is currently been reduced to a NEET, curled in a divine Burrito Blanket in the highest echelons of heaven. Only the Goddess of Secretaries is allowed to tread in her domain.

At the same time it is every loyal soldier of the Order to protect her smile.

>>20444916
Reminder the Demon Lord and monstergirl regime are no good!

Everyone becomes puppets to the DL with only as much illusion of free will as she deems necessary or amusing. It's honestly a way more tyrannical and evil system than the stagnantion genocides of the chief god.

Is there not even one man of virtue and faith in all the land?

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