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>>45864600
If you look at various Umineko fandoms outside of this place, whenever someone forces their headcanons about Yasu being trans - they'll have some form of mental illness in their bio and be trans themselves. It's a well established fact that transgendered people often have mental illnesses, and it's a common thing to see on the internet.

It's safe to assume the posters insisting on Yasu being trans are the same people as described above. It's the only logical explanation as to why they're so passionate about this.

I'm not trying to be mean or make fun of anyone's identity, and I understand that trans and/or mental illness aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. It's just something I've noticed and want to point out. Respectfully of course. There might be a degree of envy as well because Beatrice is so pretty and feminine, and the concept of being a beautiful lady is probably appealing to a lot of men.

Anyway, this is a /07/th Expansion thread, after all, so let's try to keep it positive and not turn this into a shitposting or argument-filled place.

The only innocent man in umineko

>>32983360
Refute the Golden and Endless Chef Ghodatrice first.

>>23260730
You're strong, but so are the 3 kings, I'll help you.

Behold, the new golden sorcerer and the new head, ushiromiya Gohda

>>16728951
Nah, you saw through it. It's a universal truth that Gohda can't lose in the kitchen. Yet he's died there. The only possible solution is that no fight took place in any way. If there's no fight, there's no possibility of winning or losing.

I hope you liked playing along and winning. I get the feeling these weekly mysteries are pulling in more people each week.

Would even the Witch of Miracles have the power to make Gohda lose in the kitchen?

>>16514424
Bitch I do whatever the fuck I want

Best chef.

>>16429458
But what if the fight took place in the kitchen?

>>16338312
When The Chefs Cry
Set in a Japanese hotel where Gohda is head chef. It's all set before Umineko, before Gohda went to work on Rokkenjima.
It's all about Gohda's misadventures in the kitchen. He acts like a Gordon Ramsay figure and makes all the chefs cry by forcing them to cut onions all day. Slowly, chefs and hotel residents start to die horribly. The big twist is that Gohda was behind it all and got away with it before moving to Rokkenjima, thus tying it in with Umineko and revealing that Gohda was the true culprit of the Rokkenjima Massacre.

>>16327827
Then help me fight the good fight and let the last post of this thread be Gohda.

Riddle me this, seacats.

/RED/Gohda is found dead in the kitchen.
/RED/Gohda definitely died in the kitchen.
/RED/Gohda can't lose in the kitchen.

Give my your Blue Truths.

>>16087465
Such a foolish question worthy of a fool.
It is universally and most definitely true that:
/RED/ GOHDA CAN'T LOSE IN THE KITCHEN

>>15952914
>Jessica didn't notice, that's the biggest flaw in Shkanontrice.
It really is. They lived together for years. Sort of makes you wonder whether it wasn't all a red herring and he killer is actually Gohda

Thanks for playing my game, everyone. It was fun playing the role of GM.

I based the premise of this game on an interview Ryu-chan once gave where he said he meant for Gohda and Natsuhi to have an affair in one of his earlier drafts, but he ended up not using the idea.
So here's what happened:
The siblings along with Erika solve the epitaph and discover the gold in the gold room. As usual, they start shooting each other in order to get more of the money. Krauss and Natsuhi are the only survivors. They go back to the house, Krauss trying desperately to think of a plan to get them out of trouble for the murders. Natsuhi, however, has other plans. She's been having an affair with Gohda for years and they've often dreamed of escaping the island together to live life together. Natsuhi confides in Gohda and plans to murder the rest of the family and escape together with the gold. They devise a cunning scheme that would leave Natsuhi out of the picture and leave Gohda to do most of the killing seeing as he's more physically fit. Gohda is happy to comply, he and Natsuhi truly love each other and for Gohda, meeting Natsuhi has been the only good thing that happened to him since he came to the island. He hates his colleagues and he especially hates Krauss, the incompetent bastard who has no respect for his beloved Natsuhi.

Natsuhi lures Nanjo and Genji into the shed under the premise of discussing what to do now that there's a murderer on the loose. Gohda was hiding in the shed. He quickly strangles Genji while Nanjo looks on in horror. Gohda then hits Nanjo on the head with a hammer that was lying around in the shed and starts mauling his face with a lawnmower so he could use the mutilated corpse later on. Natsuhi uses make-up to give her neck the appearance of strangulation marks. They share a passionate kiss and Gohda locks the shed as Natsuhi lay down on the ground beside Genji's corpse.

After everyone discovered the bodies, Gohda locked the shed as everyone insisted the crime scene had to be preserved. He later went back and unlocked it, releasing Natsuhi. He moved Nanjo's corpse and placed it beneath Kinzo's window for later. Krauss had announced he would act as the new head in this crisis and set up his HQ in Kinzo's study. Krauss let Gohda in because he was expecting dinner. After the door closed behind them Gohda immediately beat Krauss' face to a pulp. Gohda felt elated, finally killing his love rival who never deserved his beloved Natsuhi. For good measure he chopped off Krauss' head, laughing like a maniac as the blood splattered his face. He then threw the disembodied head into the fireplace, went to the bathroom in the study to clean himself up, opened the window, and made his way out of the study.

Kumasawa sees Gohda as he attempted to escape through the kitchen. She saw the blood on his uniform that he missed during his cleaning. She starts screaming but he quickly runs at her and knocks her out, then stuffed her into the boiler for good measure. He then went outside and dressed Nanjo's corpse in his own uniform, then changed into a spare uniform in the servants' room.

Meanwhile, Natsuhi confides in Jessica, telling her about their plan. She wants Jessica to come with her and Gohda. Jessica completely freaks out after seeing her mother alive and hearing that she had been having an affair and that they were planning all these murders. She runs off as fast as she can. Gohda joins Natsuhi at this stage. She begs him to run after Jessica before she tells any of the survivors. Gohda pursues her and eventually finds her with Maria in the Rose garden. He attempted to reason with them but they started yelling. Afraid that Battler and George would hear them he grabbed his kitchen knife and killed Maria, then Jessica. He sobbed as he did so. Jessica was never meant to die.

>>13641932
Actually, I don't care too much about the next game, I just want my good 30+ hours spin-off for Gohda, poor guy was never profoundly explored in the series (not even in the fandisks) and actually was the only one that wasn't connected with anything or anyone in the whole story (he was just a really unlucky chef working to the wrong people in the wrong place in the worst time possible).

Magical Gohda Chef needs more love.