/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38581841
Miss Kiki is surprised but not entirely opposed to this turn of events

>>37311962
>master just wants to drink tea and relax
>kiki is giddily heating up the branding iron and masturbating

>>21565063
>Ask a big monster girl to bully you then repeat what she did to you to a shortstack.
But wouldn't that mean you're in a committed relationship with a big monster girl?
Remember the golden rule bro- more than 1 waifu will destroy your pelvi... I mean, waifu

>>21323238
>It will be a full battle maid action skateboarder of Kikimora who is not a loli but not a loli and a boy who is a bit mazakon and frail.
>skateboarder
totally rad, dude

>>17750579
Give me a sauce friend.

>>17733323
All canine monster girls you say?
>seemingly calm and reserved kiki gets on all fours and chases after wild animals while master is away

>finally have a monster girl dream
>it was about a kikimora
It made me like them a whole lot more, the dream tugged on my heartstrings.

Please remember to think of the countless forgotten Kiki's, working hard to keep the world in order.

I need a maid, oh~ i need a maid~

>>15780270
Perhaps, you should take one of those job offers she keeps leaving on the table. Then you'll have money for sure!
She showed up because she cares for you anon. You can't get rid of her simply because she knows whats best for her Master. Now pet the maid, love the maid and touch the maid.

>>15739843
Kiki is hard to beat.

It makes her feel supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU

>>15497474
Maids are really nice, aren't they?

>>15427933
She researches way to subtly bully me

>Russian Presentation that I need to put together
>Had a week to do it
>Decide to do it the night before
>"Okay, I'll get started at 9 PM"
>Play some Overwatch
>Rape the enemy team, some dudes then invite me to their party
>Play together with them for a while
>Time fucking flew, it's now 2 AM
>"Okay time to buckle down."
>Browse youtube and various boards until now

Remember to follow your dreams. I wish I had a Kiki to set me straight.

There's this dorky guy in my russian class, short lots of acne ETC.

He always told this story about going to Russia for a shady internship-thing, then getting deported after accidentally overstaying his visa, and marrying the daughter of his host family.

I thought he was full of shit.

Then today I went to a Russian department event and there he was with his (amazingly gorgeous, roughly foot taller) russian wife. Then the Russian department head went over and reminisced with him about his wacky time over there.

He's a literal harem protagonist, what the fuck? Things like that aren't supposed to happen in real life.

Ночь, улица, фонарь, аптека,

Бессмысленный и тусклый свет.

Живи ещё хоть четверть века –

Всё будет так. Исхода нет.

–

Умрёшь — начнёшь опять сначала,

И повторится всё, как встарь:

Ночь, ледяная рябь канала,

Аптека, улица, фонарь.

>Get out of class for the day
>Kiki is waiting outside the building for you
>It's evening now
>You hold hands and walk to the market, to buy ingredients for dinner
>You chat as you walk home
>Make dinner together
>Write a paper as she cleans
>Kiss her goodnight
>Sleep non-lewldy cuddling her in your arms

I WANNA MANAGE A BIG, SPOOKY HOTEL UP IN THE MOUNTAINS WITH MY KIKI DURING THE OFF SEASON, ONLY TO FIND OUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY HAUNTED, SO INSTEAD WE JUST HANG OUT ON COMFY BLANKETS IN FRONT OF A BIG FIRE WE SET IN THE LIBRARY'S ORNATE FIREPLACE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZvOCYSOVQ

>>14975568
Funny thing is they didn't delete the image that caused the shitstorm but deleted the totally innocent image he posted after.

Shit happens I guess, our resident Kikimora was probably high that day.

>>14954266
If Kiki speaks broken english how will i do to properly communicate with her?

>Hm?
Hark! What light from yonder window breaks?

>>14535340
Don't be silly Master! Now did you read todays newspaper? There is this interesting job offer which I feel would be good for you. Why don't you apply for it and give it a shot? I'm sure they'll take you!

>>14535339
Oh Master, you should have said so! I shall serve you a good tea instead.

>>14535344
Well that would depend on your tastes now would it Master?

Why not start with that game called 'brain training'? It will help you wake up and stay fresh for the day!

>>14535349
Why not Master? There is only one way to find out if the world likes your ideas! Why not write a short story, if not some 'greentext' thing and link it to others? Perhaps it will fall in good taste!

Don't just sit there and dream Master, turn those dreams into reality! Why not grab a pencil, or your keyboard, and brainstorm a short story for the coming ten minutes. Then, you should spend an hour or two writing it out! I'm sure you'll be satisfied with the results!

No sitting and doing nothing now Master! Get to work!