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There's only one type of Paladin for this thread.

>>23271860
I kill her.

Christmas in the Undead kingdom must suck.

>>20588960
There's plenty of time for that later after the war is won.

It's not like literal immortality isn't on the table age wise for Incubi / Undeadcubi for however long said campaign takes.

>>20260680
Right around Gyaru / Ganguro Unicorns

>tfw I'd have to marry a runesmith Cyclops, Dwarf, or possibly a tony stark gremlin who can accomplish the same things

I want to go on adventures with weapons and armor I can summon to myself on a whim. I'd unironically be a pretty terrible husband on account of my adventuring ways and needs. Alternatively I'd be a decent husband with a full runebrand body tattoo so she could summon me to and fro from wherever I am.

Honestly you jabronis should be happy to not like adventurin', it's hard to compromise and you always run the risk of Joestarring your family and what not.

>MGE Difficulty
Story
Very Easy
Adequately Easy
Moderately Easy
Easy
<-Undead Paladin (Difficulty cannot be changed when set)
>Locked
Druella Must Fuck Mode

>Cheats
Sabbath Mode
Mega Milk Mode
Big Heads
Small Heads
4 Legs Better Than Two
We're All Gazers Now
Infinite Stamina
Infinite Health
Infinite Fingerless Glove

>>18820337
Why would you fight Undead anyway? They just want to light some bonfires, maybe ring some bells.