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Marry a dorf today anon.

>>33326293
>gremlins trying to steal dorf ideas

Dwarves already can be Kej's, Harpies, and SUCCs! This is ideological theft!

>>31674610
>>31674620
Dorf can be any MGs you want.

Succubus, Kejourou, Mermaids, Holstaurs.

>>27870473
>tfw Dorf actually did become MGs but Elves didn't

Dwarven superiority over Elves finally has the smoking gun, the definitive proof, right there in hand! They can even imitate other MG species to further broaden their capabilities, ELVES ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!?

>>27463423

Marry the dorf. They can take on the aspects of any other species of MG with a little work.

>>26862266
>use the full power of google
>still can't figure out what he's talking about

Marry the damn dorf.

>>25300107
Around Elves, Watch Yourselves.

Just find yourself a nice tall dorf girl and have some kids anon, become the happiest family in a country wide radius.

Do it.

>>23926571
>tfw I'll never get to see my son jokingly make fun of his mom for being short

>>23893029

Hear me out anon, if Obama-mana modifies both parties to make them more compatible together than you could waifu a Dorf and she'd eventually become taller and more average loli than the super young loli they currently are. Since they're top tier personality wise you have no reason not to if it all works out in the end!

Now that I think about it MGs who like shorter guys making (you) shorter would kind of suck. Imagine an Amazon making you shrink in height, fookin terrifying.

Marry a dorf anon, they can come in any variety of other MG style you wish.

Will you just marry the damn dorf already, they'll go extinct at this rate!

Imagine all the unique areas you could go inside your house while hiding from corona.

>>23282554
They are versatile enough to take on aspects of entirely different MG species like kejourous and others so it would like having multiple MGs in one.

And also because they've got the lion's share of mastercrafters across a massive swath of professions and easily make the best brew, ale, beer, and other traditional alcoholic beverages.

Think of all the spots you could have sex at during the quarantine anon.

Get a dorf wife today!

>>23165680
E V E R Y W H E R E

brehs
Just imagine, all the things possible, all the kinky shit she'd be into, all the things you could do in inventive ways

>>23072373
the literal definition of IMAGINE
and I mean literal, literally