/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4513406
Cool story.

>>4437899
KIMOCHI WARUI.

We have lack of TM-threads.
That's sad. Even threads about powerlevels were warm and soft, TM-anons were so polite and friendly.
Bawwwwwww.

>>3687954

>He doesn't like to share,

What a fag.

People like those are almost as bad as weed-bitches and moochers.

>>3626400
>>3626463

I know, right? I found it shocking, no less than you chaps did.

I feel that we should extinguish it root and stem -starting with the American furries that enable the faggotry overseas.

>>3482357

>robot lazar eyes

WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

This entire show makes me rage.

>>3401342

>Pregnant Chen

I do not envy Ran or Yukari, having to listen to Chen throw up loudly in the mornings.

>>3307496

I regret to inform you that I am situated in America.

Before you ask, I can find Iraq on a map without borders, I pronounce it as their citizens do, and not as EYE-RACK. I have also been abroad and privy to other cultures, other points of view, so I haven't the typical myopia my countrymen have.

>>2759926

Oh good, more evidence that TvTropes sucks.

Every board on 4chan is shitty, because it's /b/ with a theme.

/o/ is /b/ with cars.

/a/ is /b/ with anime.

/g/ is /b/ with tech support and LINUCKS.

/m/ is /b/ with mecha.

/jp/ is /b/ with Touhous and VNs.

The only portions I would actually call good are /d/, /h/, and /r/, but they are special.

4chan is a shitty website. There is no point towards having a civil nature or trying to act mature and intellectual on a forum that caters towards the socially maladjusted, teenaged detritus of society. Remember that 4chan came from SomethingAwful, and if you take a quick peek at the Goon forums you will see just how terrible it gets.

Metathreads suck. This thread is gay. OP is a fag.

Sage.

In America, you fuck Touhous. In Gensokyo, Touhous fuck YOU!

>>2626171

If Eirin can establish a colony on the moon and Crimson Moon could do nothing about it, then what, exactly, should I do? Tweak her toes?

>>2615663
>>2615658
>>2615644

You...have any of you ever actually...died?

Your life doesn't flash before your eyes. Just as your heart stills in your chest, you achieve clarity for one moment. All your life, from the moment you were born, to the final agonizing moments of your death, exists before you. In reality, it is a few seconds, but each second is a thousand years for you.

It's longer than you think, Anonymous! It's much longer than you think! Left quite the impression on me...and not a very good one, at that.

Is now a bad time for me to mention that I'd personally prefer GETTING fucked by a Touhou, especially if it was Ran with her big, meaty fox-cock...?

Gentlemen, this is the legendary Rape Mollusk often alluded to in Nasu's work.

>>2562046

And then Shiki was the God Of Death.

>>2534212

>The Typemoons will disagree with the First and Second Commandments.

As a typemoon I think the only one who would have a severe issue with this is ORT-chan. And probably Ado Edem.

I wised up a while ago, and because of this I stoutly deny any of Yukari's dinner invitations. The old hag would have Ran hack me up from breast to cunt, and I am not using double entendres here.

>>2527815

>Raped by avenger?

You lost me.

In Metal Gear Online, I play under a character named Reimu Hakurei.

Her tagline is "Wonderful Shrine Maiden of CQC".

If any of you have PS3's feel free to come online and dodge actual bullets.

>>2477550
>>2477464

>I punch my monitor every time I see someone misuse that word

Alanis Morissette started it all in the previous decades with her damnable song, and now every halfwit thinks that they know how to apply the word to situations that don't even fall under the label of ironic.

By now, when someone misuses the word all I can see is >DURR HURR HURR IRONY LOL I TROL U.

>>2438914

Friend Computer?!

How....pleasant of you to leave /tg/ for us!

The problem with writing tales of Gensokyo is that everyone has their own set ideas as to how a character would act.

Using Cirno as anything other than a retarded joke character results in LOL 9 BAKA LOLOLOL, for example.

Also, I think Fanfiction is horrible as a basic rule. George R. R. Martin hates it, Ursula K. LeGuin hates it...all the accomplished writers have a disdain for fanfiction.

I personally consider it to be a bad habit, which is why I don't write long and lengthy explorations into my view of Gensokyo.

My works are merely short vignettes and slices of action, or parodies and satire. I also did a shit-ton of work about the war between the Moon and the Earth in the '60's, but it's all appendices and information, not story.

>>2413541

A million Euros if he is brought to my doorstep alive, half that if he is dead.

I will personally see to his torture.