/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10654102
You need to learn the skill shot.

The other day I was masturbating lying down and had tissue paper above my head that I could reach for and grab. Of course I lost control and came before I could grab it, but I aimed my dick in such a way that all the cum landed on the tissue.

New high score.

I get extra happy everytime I see mai waifu.
Yeah she is okay, but she is nothing like mai waifu.
Maybe one day I could get married to mai waifu.
I don't care what you say nigga, damn I love mai waifu.

Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love my waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu.
Damn I love mai waifu.

Damn I love mai waifu, she ain't nothing like you.
She don't bitch and nag me all the time up on her cycle.
Damn I love mai waifu, her figure is so curvy.
When you stand by mai waifu I can tell that your not worthy.
Mai waifu is so kawaii and plus she got big boobies.
4Chan thinks that she's their waifu but I said, "Wuzzup Mugi".
I do this for otaku, Shigeru Miyamoto.
I'm in electric city with mai waifu playing Touhou.

Damn I love mai waifu. So I keep plenty pictures.
Mai waifu is kawaii even as a 12 inch figure.
Compared to mai waifu, she makes you look so shitty.
To me she's 3DPD so I just call her Ms. Piggy.
Nigga that's kawaii, Otaku God said it.
Talk shit bout otaku, and you will be beheaded.
And now I got two waifus, the yuri keeps me looking.
I be that godly nigger plus I'm sugoi to the fullest.

>>10609140
What a coincidence, I'm fapping RIGHT NOW.

>>10151711
Well played sir

>>7803331
Momji I am proud