Post theme I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZyOb6L1GJc
Uh-oh anon, you've had a recent cough that won't go away! Luckily (or unluckily for the casuals) you live in MGC so you have a variety of healing options available to your sick ass.
>(close) Go down town to the Tanuki owned health store and get Cure casted on you for a small fee (You should probably buy something else while there boyim)
>(further) Go down to the pier / beach and give the Sea Bishop an expensive ice cream cone for Cura to be casted on you. You will however have to put away your prejudice since she only accepts ice cream in a cup instead of a cone, like a true degenerate.
>(furthest) Head out of town a ways and visit the Unicorn for Curaga, she always has a way of convincing you to buy her truly pricey magical carrots for "after treatment" so it's not going to be very cheap. Also she'll make the carrot / dick joke every time you visit.
>Fourth Option Tell me the correct secret answer. No this isn't some <insert random bullshit> answer, there's a real correct one.