/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Fuck buddies with this hot-as-fuck english chick in China
>One night a big whole group of us expats go to a club, get free whiskey all night simply because we're white
>Decide to go back to english girl's room, waiting on side of road with her for a taxi
>Taxis taking ages, she's horny as fuck, gives me a handjob on the side of the road while I rub her clit through her panties
>Can't take it any more, go around the side of the club and, hidden (or so we thought) behind a line of vans, proceed to fuck
>I'm doing her from behind, she still has her flowy pink dress on, she's moaning like a banshee and I'm pumping like a gorilla
>As I'm busting I look up and around, see about 5 chinese people watching us from around a corner, they all smile and give me the thumbs up

USO!!

>Smelly ass perfume
This is THE WORST. In high school I had to suffer this. 9/10 times a girl walked by me I felt like I just jammed a perfume bottle up my nose, then I would feel nauseous. It's fucking awful. My little sister puts on so much perfume that the smell stays in my room for an hour even if she was only in it for 30 seconds.

Do not want.

Geez, fine. Maybe you folks should put a sticky on the first page outlining which visual novels are allowed in /jp/ and which cause you to turn into apeshit-sage mode.

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