/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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do all dog types (kobold, hounds, anubis, cu sith etc) bark at the window when they see other monsters outside their homes
I imagine the second they smell another girl or hear footsteps outside the rush to the door at ludicrous speed to claw and scream at it going "THIS IS MY HOUSE" and "MARRIED COUPLE HERE, BEGONE"

>Anon furiously typing at his keyboard "IM SO HORNY AND LONELY AAAHHHH" every night
>is placed on a Lilim-monitored activity list
>"hmm this particular anon seems to like femdom and beastmen types... Hellhounds it is!" the Monster Bureau of Investigations agent Lilim assigned to him goes as she announces his gps coordinates to hired "guns" over an intercom
>a group of hounds is dispatched to his location
>he never hornyposted again
>all in a day's work for the MBI

Oh I know who you are Anonymous. But see, I calls ya Handsomeymous. I read your /jp/ posts all the time. So you can go ahead and bring in them jannies and mods that's waitin outside, it don't make me no difference.
Now I tell you what. I likes ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.

EY HUBBY U WAN SUM FUK