/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45030507
>I was there, Anon. I was there three thousand years ago.
>I was there when the strength of men failed.

>>44256259
It sounds like you're being very discriminatory towards elven culture, anon. You should reflect on your bias and unload your personal opinions (inside an elf).

>>43913901
>I was there, Anon, I was there three thousand years ago
>I was there the day the strength of men failed

>>43808061
I already do that constantly.

>>40779574
Well you need at least one to help you deal with Elf Bullshit™

Did you know that in spite of making up 10% of the population, humans only make up 90% of the cases of rape? That's a very concerning issue.

>>39087105
Guess the monster girl classroom mocks me for that ''ehhhhhh human anon needs mommywife to pick him?'' but then she smugly looks at them, recognizing they are all from HER high school classroom hundreds of years ago and goes ''ehhhhhh you all still haven't married?''
>ice cream store SOLD OUT that day

Was thinking about some situation that monster girls would trick (You) into going at an unprotected place like a warehouse that only opens from the outside or a nude beach when my sandwich got ready.
Then I started thinking about what if you lived with a housewife monster and she did exactly that, calling you to the kitchen saying she made a sandwich for you, but the moment you arrive there is no one there. You sit to each the sandwich and the moment you take your first bite your pants are ripped out and between your wife gives you a blowjob, and since you couldn't control yourself now your shirt is dirty with breadcrumbs so she will fulfill her responsibility to take that off to clean and carries you naked on her arms while giving you a handjob all the way to the bathroom to clean your body at it.

>>38878594
>uses pleas instead of please

>>37774407
Is elf momster okie

>Y-Yeah I’m a human adult. M-My age? Humans are considered adults before 200 years so that doesn’t matter! Forget the fact I cum super fast to monster pussy and can’t control my urge to lick abs. And just because I can only use super basic magic even monster girl teenagers can do better doesn’t mean anything!

YWNBAA

>Day 4 of NNN
>As punishment for attempting NNN (You) are still receiving a public nursing handjob, being passed around neighbor to neighbor as they take turns forcing you to suck their tits. Right now it’s that virging MILF Cheshire’s turn, mocking you for being a breast addict like a baby and saying maaaaybe you should keep doing that for the entire year. Since the crime was considered really severe, this will continue until november ends.
>(You)r elf momster still can’t comprehend and asks where you took that idea from, but says it doesn’t matter because by the time this month ends you will always cum instantly just from looking at breasts.
How do you escape this situation and cure the pavlov effect developed from sucking tits so much?

>>37160245
>>Although reckless their standards of adulthood means they should be respected as such
Do jinkos really?

>>37153720
Depends. Are you an adult?

>>37090659
Disrespecting your elders like that will earn you a naked spank while your dick is locked between their thighs.

>>37055661
Anon...

>beer tastes bad to me, I only drink soda
>one more argument for my wife to say I’m not an adult
Fuck

>>36866548
I’m afraid you will have to repeat a year, dear.

>Honey are you still up? According to Zipanguese literature humans of your age need proper post-creampie sex sleep for your health.

>>36775372
>>>why do [less than 500 years old] have to go to school?

Concerned adult elf wife

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>>>36724113
>dresses like a slut, acts like a kid, barely knows any magic
>>>matures faster

>"Honey, did you go outside without an escort again today? The neighbors saw you."
>"Yes, I know you're an adult byyourstandards, but you've got almost no mana to defend yourself with! It's unsafe."
>"If a disciplinarian had caught you I would've had to go pick you up at the Tree of Penance and-oh, just thinking about it is embarrassing."
>"You have to learn to accept your limitations. Also eat the dinner I made you, I even snuck in some contraband meat. I think it's boar?"