/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A Nadesico thread without a link to You Get To Burning? What kind of travesty is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toiRHQFRltE

>>7258442
A life-sized Ruri sex doll.

>>6232011
I then decided it was time to get something to eat. I kind of felt like fried chicken for a change, so I decided to book it on over to the nearest Popeye's Chicken.

Once there, I placed my order and after a short wait I was able to enjoy my meal.

The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm, and the coleslaw was just right.

Afterward, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of flesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horse meat around the bones, then they breaded and deep-fried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the horse's rump, the asshole puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the horse's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeye's definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.