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>>45335107
>yeti wants to cuddle
>"don't feel like it"
>ahoge wilts
>"but then again..."
>ahoge starts wagging
>"...its too hot to cuddle..."
>ahoge wilts again
>"but i do love cuddles..."
>ahoge goes into maximum overdrive
How long can you tease a yeti like this before she decides that these cuddles don't need consent?

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>>42654175
>no yeti
The Winterstown Mob will hear of this.

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They don't care if you think it's too hot.

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>>36759132
...the Winterstown Mob, on the other hand, isn't so happy.

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>bel-air posting
gimme a hug, man

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Welcome to the Sabbath Spitoon, how tough are you?

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I bought this fluffy duvet cover and my god if a Yeti hug is supposed to be better than that I don't know howm en are supposed to resist.

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>>34274819
The ones you never expect to be delinquents

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>>33665189
Submit to the Cuddle Triad

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Did you have to go mouthing off again, anon?

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How do yetis feel about men who have a winter home in the south to avoid the cold?

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What's a guy gotta do to get a cozy, casual evening at home during the autumn chill? The kind where you make french bread pizza and watch horror movies in your pajamas.

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How do I break it to a yeti that I'm not cold and don't need a hug without her breaking my spine with really hard hug?

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>>23389239
She's had it coming

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>>23379227
The mafia can help with that

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>>22838283
>>22838390
>waifu is secretly a low level yakuza member and you help her rise through the ranks
Why not both? Low level Mofu Yakuza thug Yeti who's cocky and bullies businesses and men to get her way

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>>22472427

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>>22097913
>Yeti finally had enough of Anon making fun of her big fluffy paws
>Tackles him to the ground and bear hugs him
>He's unable to move as angry yeti pouts while still hugging him
>Will only let go if you promise to stop teasing her

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>>21652506
I, Mofuo Mofuoanna, have a dream!

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What happens when you owe cash to the yeti mafia?

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>>20798819
>Urinals
Oh hell no

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>>20791832

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>>19824315
'ey boss I got another sucker, he's cute too!

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>>18659348
Yakuza monsters need protection money, and more beer

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