/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39232585
I do, hell she was one of the best faps I've ever had

>Ark arc 2.0 will finally be dead next week when PLA releases
>but PLA also is Pokemon MonHun but potentially even more boring
God fucking damnit I hate nip autism

>watching La+ debut
>wagahai lolibaba with maxed charisma
Wonderful.

>GOTY releases in a couple hours
>nobody is going to play it

>>35991408
https://streamable.com/ovyn9j

>>35917067
>Coco still listed

https://twitter.com/ayamy_garubinu/status/1404494881226035204
G-Girlfriend?!?!? That's not an account you should be replying to...

starfield trailer leaked

>>35205206
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm

This.

>>35061803
For real though what the fuck did the menhera mean by this
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1400697795565088769

>>34690294
I got a warning just for saying I spanked it to Polka here once.

>>34689235
>untie the bow
>perfect chubby a-chan tummy
I'd be in heaven

>>33933506

>>33712949
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm

I wonder if Polka or Marine can pull this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJiiWm1CzY

https://streamable.com/k1neee

>>32813794
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm

>>32259538
>>32259479
>polka has a handle of what you assume to be anal beads in her ass
>she asks you to pull
>you pull out a bead,you hear a honking noise as it plopped out of her sphincter
>it's bright red, like a clown's nose, and it's almost 2 inches in circumference
>she tells you to keep going
>you pull another one out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>at this point your hands are shivering in fear as you are now four feet away from polka, yet there are still beads being pulled out
>"The DOOT Revenant will never be the same..." you think
>she's now face down on the floor ass up just twitching and shivering while she says "keep pulling them out!" occasionally in a slurred voice
>you decide to end this
>you grab the handle with both hands
>you summon forth the power of every third grader in the early 2000s
>"LET IT RIP!!"
>you pull out the beads with the enthusiasm of an angry lumberjack trying to start an old chainsaw
>polka screams in euphoria
>the sound of the beads as it exits her colon sounds like a mob of angry toddlers in squeaky shoes marching towards you
>you keep pulling and pulling, not knowing how much time has passed
>eventually it all ran out
>you are in awe at the red, sloppy pile of beads you've amassed next to you, almost as tall as you
>you go to check on polka
>she's breathing, albeit passed out with a stupid look on her face
>her ass is gaping wide open, you wonder if it will ever close back to normal
>you wipe her off, clean her as best you can and lay her in bed
>you just contemplate your life and what you have done until she wakes up

>polka has a handle of what you assume to be anal beads in her ass
>she asks you to pull
>you pull out a bead,you hear a honking noise as it plopped out of her sphincter
>it's bright red, like a clown's nose, and it's almost 2 inches in circumference
>she tells you to keep going
>you pull another one out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>at this point your hands are shivering in fear as you are now four feet away from polka, yet there are still beads being pulled out
>"The DOOT Revenant will never be the same..." you think
>she's now face down on the floor ass up just twitching and shivering while she says "keep pulling them out!" occasionally in a slurred voice
>you decide to end this
>you grab the handle with both hands
>you summon forth the power of every third grader in the early 2000s
>"LET IT RIP!!"
>you pull out the beads with the enthusiasm of an angry lumberjack trying to start an old chainsaw
>polka screams in euphoria
>the sound of the beads as it exits her colon sounds like a mob of angry toddlers in squeaky shoes marching towards you
>you keep pulling and pulling, not knowing how much time has passed
>eventually it all ran out
>you are at awe at the red, sloppy pile of beads you've amassed next to you, almost as tall as you
>you go to check on polka
>she's breathing, albeit passed out with a stupid look on her face
>her ass is gaping wide open, you wonder if it will ever close back to normal
>you wipe her off, clean her as best you can and lay her in bed
>you just contemplate your life and what you have done until she wakes up