/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10125020

>want access to your games? Let us install this new update that monitors your HD at all times for copyrighted material not purchased from an online merchant.
>want to play your games online? First sign up for a faceGoogle tumbletweet account and enter your SS number. For a free digital hat, see the list of "advertisinominal" naming keywords to create your name from!

>>10063611
>>10063613

Why should I give a shit? They have great prices, shipping and customer service. Every big corporation is supported by a big base of slave labor and sweatshops, and asshole policies about their digital content. What kind of dipshit buys ebooks or music?

>>10046054

That's a good idea, but /jp/ is special and the home of fart threads. Only /jp/ can properly appreciate my fartistry.

>>9810626

Why don't you offer sloppy, lewd blowjobs to your employers while dressed up as a girl?

>>9725778
You will be a cute magical girl. You will not grow old in looks, but you will slowly become physically weaker and eventually die like a regular person. Your magic can grow in power level, though.

>>9694474
2) The Self-Sustaining Room of Heavenly Shame

A simply furnished interdimensional room that only you can enter. You can enter it at any time, from any place by wishing it. The room is the size of a studio apartment, and has one closet, a bed, a chair, a shelf, a sink and toilet, a refrigerator,a small table, a stove, and a desk with a computer on it. Amenties such as bowls,forks, chopsticks, etc are provided on the top shelf of the closet. Disposable items like toilet paper and tissues reappear on the middle-shelf whenever you use up the previous provision. You may put 3 items of your choosing on the bottom shelf, and they will be replenished if you use them up indefinitely, like the paper items (Alcohol and drugs for example) However, they cannot be changed after you have placed the first three items. You may not sell any of the items. You may only leave the Room of Shame for 6 hours at a time once a week. The items in the room are indestructable and eternal. Electricty and running water are eternal. You will not get sick in the Room of Shame, but you will die of old age 15 years earlier than you would have living outside the room. The food that appears in the refrigerator is limitless. If you leave a note on the door specifying what you want to eat the next day before sleeping, it will appear when you wake up. If you do not, You will have to eat rice for the entire day. There are no windows in the room. You may not bring a pet into the room.You may not sell access to the room, or otherwise financially profit from anything in the room. You may not order things from the internet, by phone, or anything else. However, you will never have your internet cut off, even if you pirate all day forever.