/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7475300
Do you mean tears make you hard? You'll love this guy.

>>7475331
I don't remember Flan cheering it on so much. But those faces were priceless.

>>6959794
Post the version with a penis.

>>4290072

Is this why people like Touhou?

Obvious troll is obvious.

"Dear /jp/, it's storytime. This is a story about a mass of data, which was one day seperated in half. The one half became known as a place that discussed japan, and was considered an imageboard. The gods who created this place set up one rule: post all things japanese.

For a while, this land prosperred, and with the prosperity came happiness, a daily routine, and all members of this new land were glad.

Eventually, certain subjects of this land became more numerous than others. Words were said. Sages attempted to destroy eachother, by invading the enemie's homes, and bringing about floods.

This only brought despair.

An ancient, highly revered in this land, was one day cast down. The gods who made this land betrayed him, and payed no attention to the one rule they had so stupidly put up.

Some said it was truly the gods who had betrayed them. Others say it was a minor spirit, Anitroj, who brewed up a storm of excrement to cause mischief. Whatever the cause, many were upset.

This beautiful land had turned into a land of war, a fight between Anitroj and the residents of the land. The storms of excrement increased. The days were sad, and so were the people. All hope was lost.

Even now, these people hope that their gods truly didn't betray them, and that it was Anitroj or some other demon. But, to this day, it seems that the devil and gods of these people are one in the same, and that they truly are being punished for doing what was allowed. We hope, nay, we pray that we will find a haven in this storm, and we will.

We always win in the end."