/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40637868
Correct. Whadizlovbabydon'thurtme would've also been an acceptable answer. Congrats, your Lovetimus prime is in route.

>>38325294
Given what KC has already stated on soulmates and fate etc. The potential alp is input into a 'scan for a match' algorithm. First Scan4Match searches across the range of current monsters. If matches >= 1, then Scan4Match returns the matches and terminates. If matches = 0, Scan4Match includes human females, objects and animals as potential monsters in the next round of scans. If matches >= 1, then results are returned, Scan4Match terminates. Results are then fed into Matchmakers or Monstermakers. If no match is found from the earlier scan, Scan4Match expands the search area to include current human males. If it returns match >= 1, it returns the result and terminates. Results are processed by Matchmakers, Monstermakers, or Alpcalculators. If matches = 0 after a full round of scans, as always, Eros is personally notified. In the case that a current human male was selected as a match for the human male, Alpcalc is run on all involved human males. The male with the least set of matches to current monsters is alped and paired. Eros lovebots are scanning you this very moment. Enjoy your love motherfuckers, no one will escape.
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