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DEAR SIR,

I RECENTLY HAPPENED UPON YOUR MESSAGEBOARD POST IN WHICH YOU CLAIMED THAT ONE OF MY

DEAREST OBJECTS OF AFFECTION AND ENTHUSIASM WAS, IN FACT, INFERIOR AND UNWORTHY OF

ADMIRATION BY ANYONE OF TASTE. UPON READING YOUR UNCOUTH WORDS I WAS UTTERLY TAKEN BY AN

IMMEDIATE AND PARALYZING RAGE. SEIZING THE NEAREST PIECE OF COMPUTER MACHINERY, I FLUNG IT WITH

GREAT FORCE TOWARDS THE WINDOW IN A SCINTILLATING DISPLAY OF EXPLODING GLASS FRAGMENTS. AND

WHILE SEIZED BY THIS PAROXYSM, I PROCEEDED TO THOROUGHLY DESTROY ALL TECHNOLOGY WHICH

COULD POSSIBLY CONVEY YOUR MADDENING WORDS TO MY EYES, HOWLING AT THE VERY GODS FOR

BESTOWING THIS CRUEL FATE OF HATRED UPON ME. AS I WRITE THIS NOW FROM THE ALLEYWAY ON THE

CRUDEST OF BORROWED APPARATUS, A SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF, I CAN ONLY CURSE YOUR NAME, AND

RUE THE DAY ON WHICH I READ YOUR POST.