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Give a wurm a large monsterproofed™ abacus and you'll be surprised how well she takes to arithmetic.

>>34941485
what is wurm reading

>>33776701
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>15742457
I know that the feeling this carries is terribly sad, but the way you weaved imagery and word there, at least to me, felt really rather beautiful. Well done.

>Once upon a time, there was a Wurm
>the Wurm was nice and didn't bully anyone at all
>her favorite thing was to frolic in the meadows and put flowers in her hair
>the Wurm had a boyfriend who liked it when she wore flowers in her hair
>every time she did, he said nice things to her and they made love a lot
>Wurm liked making love with her boyfriend
>he was a little rough sometimes though
>and he always came outside because he thought the shouldn't have babies until they got married, and they couldn't get married until they found proper rings, and they couldn't get proper rings until he got a proper job
>he'd find a proper job real soon though
>like seriously, the economy was just real shit right now
>first thing tomorrow he'd apply for an internship though
>oh, or maybe next week, he had to update his CV
>and there were lots of chores to take care of around the house
>Wurm shrugged this off, she never had a job so he didn't know how hard it was to get one
>what was the point in working when you could hunt your food and build your own house and the Tanuki down town bought all the shiny rocks she found while digging
>Wurm's bank account actually had a sum in six digits but she didn't tell her boyfriend since he never asked
>he really wanted that job, and it's not like she wanted to get in the way of his happiness
>life was good though
>and then it happened

>>14123248
Try reading it. It's absolutely heretical.

You get home from work to find the trees you planted in your front yard littered with teru-teru-bozu figures hanging from the branches.

When you go inside to see your Wurm waifu and daughteru greeting you at the door you question them about it, only to hear them tell you that they put up the figures to ward off the rain for when they go to the waterpark tomorrow.

How do you feel?

>>13022863
>You will never meet a gentle Wurm who loves you but has a complex similar to Edward Scissorhands, in that she doesn't want to hug you for fear that she might seriously injure you.

So what's your waifu's favorite book?

>>12673879
aha. i had the correct idea after all.