/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>enter eros gift shop
>gentle scent of infused candles and the sound of running water
>houri clerk draws out her "Hiiiiiiiii~" for 3 seconds
>hello
>go to the oderant aisle
>troll, horc, hound...
>ambushed by 4 foot houri clerk
>Have you found the one you're looking for?
>I mean, have you found what you're looking for? *batbatbatbat*
>i'm just looking for a wedding gift for my friend
>Oh, how thoughtful! You know what always makes for the perfect wedding gift?
>what
>A playmate for their kid.