/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Your donations and faith are appeasing, but we gods are not fully satisfied with just this. We require true devotion from our worshiper, so therefor you will have to have sex with the both of us to properly show the depth of your faith! If you refuse, you will be struck with many curses and your life will fall to pitiful ruin and pure misery!
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A-Are we trying to extort you, you ask?! N-No way! We gods are above such petty behavior! It's just the simple truth that you must bang us both, or else! We didn't make that up out of completely nowhere! Swear! So please ignore Sanae and get to your task already!

>>12323679
What's the deal with this? I don't remember it being posted a day or two ago.