/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Encounter Rumia in Dark Souls/Bloodborne, I killed her then stalk dung pied her once as she started falling over and then again before she started fading into ash. Then I looked through my gestures searching for a T-pose to taunt her with and settled for Make Contact, which made blue energy appear around me and my insight increase. I then ran over up a ramp that had some celestial mobs of the head tendril kind upon on it shooting arcane projectiles at me, they killed me before I got to them.
Some guy put a disclaimer at the end of a video saying all the Touhou girls belong to him, yet all he did was put subs on a good fan animation of Touhou. I see him in a classroom sitting on a chair upon several stacks of desks. I go into another classroom, I want to pair up with Yukari but figure she's already with Yuyuko, then I see she's instead with a newhu that was a witch in red that had a black staff with a scythe blade at the end of a chain.
Walking near a forest, see a hunter(who was The Devil) with a bow and recognise him but he thinks I'm a trespasser so he shoots me in the right shin. He comes closer, recognises me and says not to move or the barb will stick in, but I ended up shifting a bit and felt it stick. He comes and yanks it out, says "thats going to leave a cool mark" but when I looked down I saw I had a badass tattoo of The Devil's face instead, and a red anklet tattoo on my left leg. Walking around a town showing off my cool tattoos, see Rance standing with another cool king, me and another guy go up to them and talk, the guy next to me has muscles but has let himself get a little fat so Rance and the other king look at him in disgust, I say if that guy's bad then what about me (skinnyfat, with only beginner gains) but Rance just smiled. Walking around again when I'm told "you still need to embrace the Outer Clock of Misery". I saw on top of a nearby pizza shop a thing like this https://imgur.com/a/4sfE6E0 climbed up to it and said "Misery? Suffering. That's what the Universe exists for" and put my head under the clock as its spokes extended into my skull, The Devil makes his way across the rooftops to me and sticks his finger into my forehead, which made me pull back, but he just waited there so I put my head back and he sticks his finger in again. After a few seconds, my head sets on fire, I go around the streets again, occasionally patting out the flames so my head doesn't completely burn away, in a window I see I have a skull head. I see my mother outside a store talking shit about me saying every day I sleep all day and play Dark Souls all night, refuse to get a job, etc but everything she said sounded like compliments, the people in the store listening to her must've thought so too because they hand signed devil horns at me so I did so back to them and called my mother an idiot.
In the future, due to gathering and monopolising faith Kanako had become by far the strongest god in Gensokyo. A colossal eldritch grub appeared, Kanako shot a concentrated bolt of energy that caused a massive explosion. It was obscured by smoke for a while, but eventually it's seen that the grub is still moving.
I was in my room, I was shouting fuck just like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve88BGz0nPc because there was a bunch of toenails(curses) scattered around my floor. I started picking them up with some paper from an offering on my shrine of fish and chips. I see someone post an image of a flaming skull head trapped in a fish tank saying it's me, I say to myself "actually that's your mother's head" but think better of actually posting it.
As Flan, I'm fighting with a big eldritch thing, I kill it and look over at the nearby giant swamp and see a giant Soul of Cinder slaying a colossal eldritch grub that was Cthulu, it looked like a Primeval Demon the size of a blimp. It reared up as it burst into souls, I wondered if it was killed in time since the thing I killed would be revived by it if it died, but heard chanting as my foe came back to life. I was annoyed, I rapidly used Storm Ruler's weapon repeatedly on it, killing it again, then stalk dung pied it and also picked up the weapon "Light Curved Falchion". I see Soul of Cinder hurl his Firelink Greatsword like a javelin over into a temple, saying "that'll show them." Then he's hurling Great Lightning Spears, while shouting "Rei!" like the Ninetails from Otogi 2 does when it summons lightning, at the cliff I was on, with AoE so massive it killed me after a couple of them, the cliff collapsing and the dung pies I dropped on the eldritch thing falling near where I died. Then I'm back to life near Soul of Cinder, I point at him and say "Flan of Cinder." He points at me, I'm Flan, he says "you have yet to destroy me" which causes a rain of blue energy to wash over me, powering me up. I die fighting him with a bunch of other Touhou characters, waiting to respawn as I see him hurling Lightning Spears directly at his feet at others since he's about the size of Yhorm.