/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anyway, listen to my story.
>The other day, I went to a nearby /jp/. A /jp/.
>And there was a huge crowd, so I couldn't find a place to sit.
>And after a closer look, I saw that the banner read something like meido visits infrequent.
>Seriously, are you morons? Idiots?
>Hey, losers. Don't suddenly show up at /jp/ because the meido isn't around much.
>It's shitposting. Just vanilla shitposting.
>And there's even a family here.
>Four people having a family discussion at /jp/ huh?
>Must be one hell of a special occasion.
>And then the dad's like, okay, I'm gonna post Saten.
>Just shoot me now.
>Hey, guys, I'll give you /bun/, so scram.
>/jp/ is supposed to be a more brutal place.
>Nothing odd about getting in a fight with the person opposite >you at one of those meta threads.
>Knife someone, or get knifed yourself.
>That's the atmosphere we want around here.
>Women and children should get lost.
>So I finally found a place to sit when the guy next to me ordered a Flanfly with extra Sakuya.
>And I snapped again.
>Now look here. Extra Sakuya ain't the "in" thing no more, dumbass.
>Don't come in here looking like you're all that and ordering no extra Sakuya.
>I want to know if you really want that extra Sakuya.
>Put you on the rack. For a whole hour.
>Yeah. You probably just ordered that for the hell of it.
>As a regular of /jp/, I can tell you that the current fad is >Madotsuki puking. That's the thing.
>A large post with a sarcastic quote, Madotsuki puking. >That's how we roll.
>If you just order extra Sakuya, you get more wut 2hu wud u fuq.
>Which means you get less post.
>So, get Madotsuki puking and a sarcastic quote and you're set.
>But once you've ordered it, your name will be on their list.
>A double-edged sword.
>Can't recommend this to an amateur.
>Etc.

So /jp/, watcha doing?

sacchinchin

/jp/ meetup thread??

>>7873042
I'd let Sacchin fuck me with her giant futa dick.

Happy birthday Sacchin~

>>7744738

Arc posted in Sacchinchin threads a lot. I miss him being around more than I miss him as a person.

I'm back <3

I moved to Africa so I can study at the Federal University Of Technology Akure