/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10494335
I think I look okay in mirrors but then I see a picture of myself and I'm like a fucking ghoul.

>Go to the doctor with my mother
>Clinical results are in
>Be diagnosed with Asperger's
>Experience an intense fit of rage
>Pick up the chair I was sitting on and throw it across the room
>Some male nurse grabs me from behind while the doctor picks up a sedative shot
>He misses the main vein and stabs the syringe somewhere in my forearm
>It hurts like hell
>Howl in pain as I kick away at the doctor
>A female nurse enters the room and puts a chloroform-drenched tissue on my mouth
>Last thing I see before losing consciousness is my mother sobbing profusely while covering her eyes with both hands
>The day after, I'm back to the college dorms
>Roommate tells me I got mail
>It's a letter from my mom's attorney
>It says she has disowned me and that I have to choose a new surname

Okay, /jp/, which new surname should I choose? Since I'm olive-skinned I can also choose a Hispanic or Italian-sounding one, I can easily pass off for either race.