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"Hey Sheldon, wanna see the new Harry Potter movie?"

>The audience chuckles nervously

"No, Harry Potter is for children. I prefer realistic and dramatic films, such as Star Wars."

>The audience laughs heartily

"Luke, I am your father!"

>The audience begins laughing so hard they burst into flame and their lungs explode. They start urinating themselves from laughter, which fails to put out the flames but makes everything smell like burnt hair and urine. An older gentleman has a heart attack and dies on the floor, burning and covered in human waste. The earth trembles below the studio, opening a gaping crack into the underbelly of the earth. Several members of the audience are dragged into the blackness, laughing so hard blood spills from their mouths as they descend into the molten core of the earth, smashing into the rock as they fall. The continued laughter echoes off the rock, causing the largest known earthquake in history, crippling the powergrids of several of the world's major cities, plunging humankind into darkness for weeks. Martial law is called into effect as the riots increase in size and aggressiveness. As food begins to run out, half of the world's populace is dead, with the survivors now resorting to cannibalism and subsistence farming.