/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37507256
>"I said my broom was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my broom."
>spam square to take out the trash

>>24699958
Can confirm. One of the top members in my mercenary group is a Kiki, pretty sure some of the Order troops and some of the other members of my group have Kikimora-related PTSD now.
>Hired her since we needed a cook
>She wanted to go on some combat missions
>Turns out she makes redcaps look tame in comparison
She's one of the main reasons we hired a mindflayer.

>>20039245
Serbian "Remove Shog" Kiki

>>19298146
She can adapt.

>>17975232
No.

>>17291450
She'll protect Mastah, no matter the consequences.

>>17055755
There's nothing wrong with a tall maid.

>>16960868
If there are others besides this one and that other Anon's, I'd sure like to know about them.

>>16182449
That is highly unprofessional anon! It might even result in your Kiki giving a formal complaint to you and request having her skirt removed entirely!

>>16182456
Kiki's who have mastered the disinfectant spray are truly on a path of war. But have you heard the whispers of the Kiki's who employ their most precious, yet deadliest part of their bodies?
People call them Taildusters.

>>15986990
This world needs more battle Kikis.
Shoggoths too.

Due to a little mistake involving you, your inability to read advertisements, your inability to reread important documents and your problem around automaticly signing packages, you now instead of a maid have a Kiki mercenary standing in front of you.

While Contemplating the slight possiblity of a higher force playing a really bad prank on you, you get interrupted by the Kiki in heavy armor standing in front of you. With a thick foreign accent you can't place, or you could if you were any good at topography and cared during those geography lessons, the Kiki in front of you asks where the threat that needs removal resides.

While a philosophical brainstorm on life and piss-poor luck would seem interresting right now, you realize it might be in your best interrest to deal with the Kiki in front of you.

The question is, what could you possibly tell the Kiki in front of you?

>>15706277
Somoene has to do it, and few have the loyality of a Kiki.

>>15333719
Masturbate to the young mastahs scent.
Stalk the young mastah out.
Watch the the young mastah in his sleep.

>>15023802
Snibako likes big girls.
Latenight likes clearly cute shit, though he is also capable of lewd-ish stuff. Though his true preference in bodytype is still a mystery to me.
Figgot is probably an ass man since he draws the latter so well.
BarbK is definitely a thighs and hips kind of guy like Loen.

Ayyy /mgt/ long time no see. Battle Kiki complete, so pls vote for the next one pls.

http://strawpoll.me/7095519

Dat muscle shark girl.
so much unf