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Quick, we've gone back in time and it's 2009 again

>>16838284
2009

So why is she The Moon again?

LOLI ANGAN
BERN CRYAN
KINZO PEDOPHILAN
ASUMU WHATHEFUCKAN

GODDAMN IT USHIROMIYAS STOP PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON YOUR FACE.

IT'S BAD FUCKING POSTURE.

:3

I've been keeping track thus far and here's what I have so far...

0 - The Fool: Rosa
I - The Magician: Maria + Sakutaro
II - The High Priestess: Kyrie
III - The Empress: Natsuhi + Eva
IV - The Emperor: X
V - The Heirophant: Ange
VI - The Lovers: George + Shannon
VII - The Chariot: Mammon, Beelzebub + Asmodeus
VIII - Strength: Amakusa
IX - The Hermit: X
X - The Wheel of Fortune: Bernkastel + Lambdadelta
XI - Justice: Battler
XII - The Hanged Man: Kanon
XIII - Death: Eva-Beatrice
XIV - Temperance: Shannon
XV - The Devil: Ronove
XVI - The Tower: X
XVII - The Star: Gaap
XVIII - The Moon: Jessica
XIX - The Sun: Maria
XX - Judgement: X
XXI - The World: Beatrice

Only four more to go! If there's any higher res versions of the cards, let me know.

So is Jessica the mastermind or is she just going with the whole shkanon farce?

What is she up to?

Oh Kanon-kun you're so dark and mysterious and totally not my bff Shannon.

here beatoric... ehm.. jessica...

Episode 1: The Trolling Menace

Pre-First Twilight:
Jessica chooses the roulette.
For the fake murders, Hence giving the charm to Natsuhi.
Tells Rudolf, hence the I'll probably be killed tonight.
Hideyoshi is in on the fake murders.

First Twilight:
Shannon poisons the people, kills them etc.
Eva and Hideyoshi believe the murders are fake/Nanjo tells him they're all still alive etc.
Kanon goes along with the story.

Third Twilight:
Genji, Kanon, Kumasawa scene.
Kanon is trying to warn them, realizes they're accomplices to Shannon.
Or if you believe in DID, Shkanon is crazy.
Kumasawa,Genji, Maria and Kanon troll Battler with the witch is behind you troll scene.

Second Twilight:
If Shannon murderer:
Shannon whacks the two parents off.
Jumps out the window.
Paints the symbol.

If Sh/Kanon murderer:
Paints the symbol.
Kanon opens the chain lock, whacks the two parents off.

Fourth Twilight:
Jessica/Shannon puts the body into the furnace.

Fifth Twilight:
Kanon confronts shannon/trice(could be two personalities confronting or could be actual people), fakes his death.
Jessica is in on this.
George realizes when he carries Kanon's body (hey something seems wrong).
If Shkanon: Kanon seems to be almost like my Maido!
If Kanon: Kanon's injury doesn't seem real...

>>5060750

>>5010386
Just a normal glass of wine or poison or bombs, bro.

Suppose we can make it a Umineko Tarot card, so I'll dump THAT ONE right now.

>>4895066
>Just a single variable that always matches.

Dem eyes. I still have to give the WELL YOU DON'T LOOK EVIL AT ALL award to Jessica, though.

>>4759176
She's the god of all trolls.
Her trolling is meta.

Just you watch, episode 7 will either start with her dead, or implicate her in a vague fashion.

>>Therefore, we cannot guarantee that we will be able to release a full patch for Episode 6 by the time Episode 7 is released.

Lets blame her for this shit

>>4705935
It really isn't. There are too many instances of Jessica doing sketchy things. And then there's this, which is what caused the creation of the nickname "Moon-chan". Having this tarot card pretty much confirms that Jessica is fucking sketchy.

>>4693774
>Jessica being sketchy once more
Damn it, I missed it!
Mind if I say it?
Please? I really want to!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING MOOOOOON-CHAN!

Uh, yeah, I'm Beatrice!
I killed people for... love... or something....

>>4460725
Assuming she knew that Kanon had faked his death, or at least know that he wasn't actually dead, then yeah, Moon-chan is fucking lunar.

...Goddammit I can't believe I'm starting to like Jessica.

>>4427265
I cant moon sorry

>>4399424
http://images.4chan.org/jp/src/1266332556669.jpg