/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20322972
I like to think she can be either one depending on the day.
Though to me she's always been both cute and beautiful so eh.

Oh so you want me to tell you a story do ya? Well you’re in luck! I just so happen to have one in mind. This one’s from a looong time ago. Rarely spoken of these days, but I’ll tell it to you just like it is. Or as well as I can remember it anyhow. Here goes then. Once upon a time there was a beautiful young bunny rabbit girl who lived in a bamboo forest. Yes a bamboo forest. No you silly this was on Earth. Rabbits live on Earth and have for quite some time quit talking about the moon it’s not important. Anyway in this bamboo forest there was also a silly young bunny rabbit boy. A silly boy like you! Yes you are so silly. Don’t you make that face at me mister or I’ll tell your mommy. Yeah that’s what I thought. Now this beautiful young bunny rabbit girl caught a glimpse of this silly and handsome young bunny rabbit boy and instantly fell in love. Oh, you weren’t expecting this to be a love story? You wanted fighting and death and little boy stuff? Well too bad. This is a story about bunny love and you’re going to thank me for telling you this story one day in one way or another so how ‘bout you just listen instead of making my job as your wise grandpa so darn difficult? You know you’re not sick anyway. So the beautiful young bunny rabbit girl starts to think of ways that she can impress this silly young bunny rabbit boy. And she’s got nothing. I mean nuhthing. NO. THING. She’s cute, young, and beautiful, and she feels like she doesn’t have a card in her deck that could give this silly and cute bun bun boy a whirl. So she does what any young girl in need of romantic advice does; she completely disregards the advice of her elders and goes out to seek counsel from the local witch doctor. There are not good witches and bad witches you hooky playing embodiment of naivety, there are just witches. Whether they want to be good or bad is more just a matter of how long they’ve been a witch. It has to do with entropy, which is something you’ll learn in that school place of yours. That is, if you ever go there instead of making up stories about why you can’t in order to listen to more of mine! Anyway this beautiful bunny girl that is ears over paws in love with this daring dashing funny bunny gets an answer from this witch doctor deep deep in the bamboo forest. The witch doctor says:
“Ye who seeks the love of bun
for which sincerely, can not be done,
a spell, a trick, to bring from beyond,
a downpayment of love! With my magic wand,
You, dear bun, will now have the ability~
to restructure another’s...love annuity!
A month to month contraction,
resulting in instant...satisfaction!
To give that which they already had,
But all at one time! How could that be bad?
It’s their love! They can use it when they need it!
And when so influenced, your desire...they will feed it.”
What do you mean what does it mean? The beautiful young bunny rabbit got what she wanted! That’s what it means! She got the ability to move another bunny’s love bank up a month at a time! Sounds great doesn’t it? It’s a win win! Girl meets boy, boy gets dosed with his own bank account of love through witchcraft, boy falls in love with girl by suddenly being inexplicably stricken with love upon meeting her, and they live happily ever after! How was that? Pretty good story? Oh, you’re smarter than you look then! No, of course that’s not the end of the story. Things are never that simple, are they? So, our beautiful bunny maiden goes to find that gallant goofball that really acts much more childish than he looks like he outta and winds up her four leaf clover curveball for the very first time. Now I wouldn’t say I’m an official or anything in the intricacies of judging style and technique in magic bunny baseball but let’s just say that she blew it out of the park! I mean really! She blew up her love interest! There was bunny fur everywhere and-oh you’re not buying that? Yeah alright, I can tell you’re a real story snob, just won’t settle for anything short of the real thing. So the first pitch of our little bunny foo foo’s new life is, to say the least, a success. The brazen, carefree, oh so unremarkably remarkably oh and did I say cute? This bunny is CUTE by the way, handsome first prize bunny boy becomes a fluffy ball of radiating love and light and the first thing he looks at is our honest to goodness new king of little league bunball and instantly attributes his new found feeling to her. Okay, I think it’s past your bedtime sport. Yes I do know it’s the middle of the day but shouldn’t you get some rest? You are sick after all. Not that sick? Oh, I see. So you’re well enough to listen to my story but not well enough to go to school. Well I guess that means I should continue with my story then. So big beautiful boy bunny hops on over to small beautiful girl bunny and oh you don’t want to hear this part do you? It’s love stuff and you don’t like love stuff. You’re a boy! That’s not for boys. Oh so now you’re okay with a little love stuff? Well alright then.