/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This fucking thread.

>>8133008
Get the fuck out of /jp/, my name is anonymous.

I'm a +20 years old TRUNEET (Gigantic faggot with Hikikomori habits and tendence to procrastination).
I have a script to filter new trips and spend my days browsing /jp/ and reading high level niponese literature in multimedia format (VN for you uncultured swines).

I train with my report button every day, this superior asset will grant me the hability to get get you banned and bost my ego while I spam your thread with sages and "reported's" this weapon can get 9 of 10 shittposters banned and annoy the janitors until they are forced to act as my will dictates.

I speak Japanese fluently, both honorifics and refined vocabulary such as wakarimasen and "the pleasure of being cummed inside", also, I write emails to moot as well bitching about the state of MY board and how those newfags ruinedit. I know everything about flamming new people and indoctrinate them in the belief that if they flame others they'll become one of us.

When I get my autism money, I am moving out of the basement of my parents to spend the rest of my life (~10 years) in front of a computer insulting people to bost my ego and reinforcing the idea that /jp/ is a private club where cool people such as Zun!bar and me hang out. I hope I can beat any touhou game and stop being a secondary, meanwhile I mock people for not being able to finish lunatic PCB!

I own several tenga devices and onaholes, which I use around my room. I want to get used to using them before I get my genuine japanese waifu, so I can fit my 5 inch cock in her small pussy easier. I post using a name or trip from time to time but my beloved /jp/ers and seniors tell me to get the fuck out as fast as I can, but rarely I do it and pretend to be trolling.