/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do centaurs sleep standing up?

>>21360306
NO.

>>21298181
Don't we all?

>>21167654
Centaur knights.

>>20420277

>Are you my new liege?

>There's no time to explain, m'lord, jump on my back!

>>15894975

>Implying neutral isn't evil in its own right for being too complacent with evil

Lawful Good or bust.

>>14409041
I want to be protected by a noble and honorable Monster Girl knight!

>>14278415
>You will never squire for a Monster Girl knight of noble birth. As part of some political agreement between families.

>>14269344
It's not impossible if you're drugged in some manner.

>>14121814
Vanilla Centaurs rarely ever get writefaggotry, so this was a nice read in that regard.
Muscletaur a qt.

>>14062746
Funny you should say that, I just downloaded several hours' worth and intend to spent the night with those.
>>14062747
MY LORD! Should I pursue Lu Bu?

>Raped by a local Lamia
>Report the crime to the local authorities.
>Centaur Paladin takes special interest in the incident. "This shall not stand! Fear not, civilian. Justice shall be served."
>About a day later, Centaur Paladin shows up at your door
>She has the guilty Lamia bound and gagged. Her tail is constricted by metal rings and essentially tied into a knot.
>"Here, citizen! Deliver your justice! As you were violated, so shall you violate her!"
>"I-...I really just...kinda expected her to be thrown in jail, or-"
>"YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF JUSTICE! Drop your pants."
>Lamia looks on excitedly.

>>13879886
I like it.

>>13289982
Lawful Good Centaur Knights are GOAT.

>Save man from certain rape
>Receive scolding, claims he 'wanted the rape'
>Wonder 'Then, in what sense, was it rape if he wanted it?' Men are strange.
>Receive no thanks for tireless work keeping the roads safe
>No man will court me because I insist upon marriage before the finalization of our love

>>13030109
>Spider Knight

10/10 would squire for.

Post more Monster Girl Knights.

>>12959192
>Monster Girl White Knights.
This reminds me of a puz- I mean greentext.

>Monstergirl City
>Walking home from work after having to work overtime for your Dark Elf boss.
>It was either that, or go into that room with a vast array of whips, chains and other sex toys for 'employee evaluation'.
>Mous from accounting says she manages to write all that stuff off as business expenses.
>You wonder how on earth she would be able to get away with that, but then your remember this is Monstergirl City, where a megalomaniac Dragon warlord is able to literally conquer businesses with her army of salamanders and-
>"HEY, IT'S HIM!"
>Oh fuck, it's those stray Catgirls again.
>"I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS, SPRAYING US WITH WATER!"
>She's walking towards you, cracking her knuckles while the rest make a circle around you to cut you off.
>This doesn't look good.
>"HALT EVIL FELINES!"
>You all turn to see a Centaur in shining armor with a hefty sword pointed at the Catgirls.
>"STOP HARASSING THIS MAN OR I SHALL DEAL WITH THEE!"
>The stray cat girls decide not to mess with her and jump a fence, running into an alleyway.
>She canters over to you.
>"Are you alright?"
>You thank her, that wouldn't have ended well.
>"Perhaps thou wouldst like to reward me by making love to me at thine home?"
>Woah, you thank her, but you barely know her.
>"Cunt-tease..." She mutters, trotting off to no doubt find more men in danger.
>You keep walking, maybe you should keep water on you?
>Wait...
>Did you leave the bathroom sink tap running at home?

Such is life in Monstergirl City.

>>12880268

That is not justice.

But it is a distinct possibility if you are truly a virtuous and pious man.