/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who wants to taste my General Tsao
You want to taste my General Tsao
I'm gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
Hit you in the shin with my little ass dick
Yellow
If you want to see me eat jello
I never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea
ho ha ho ha hoo chee chee
Everybody in the phone book named Chang
Wanna see my wang
Never good going cos I go out with a bang
Everybody wanna see me throw a firebomb
But that's not right
Nah it aint real life
You will fall
Down and break a Leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg
Well I don't but I like fried rice
And I aint got lice
Ching Chang Woo Ching Wang woo rice
That aint nice
For a fortune cookie I always charge you twice
Delivery's Free but not from me I always charge a dollar fifty
Fifty five Wanna see me goga Hurt you with the line Hoyaaaa
Wow when I hit you With the shit, do a split Take a shit after you eat my dick Kung foo Want my buffet You fucking gay Ah why low hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away Hit you in the balls Only Americans eat duck sauce And my onions sauce is for you I can put it in your shoe
Watch this I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you While your little boy shits
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint thats fifty cents Bitch Everything costs a little bit
So don't expect nothing for free At least from me Ching Chang Choowee I got you from Taiwan city At Hong Kong I just want a bong And I can do it all night long
And don't expect me for a vietcong I can get you and tackle you thank you
Never see me where I get you I beg you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you pay Before these two come napalm me
God damn the shit burn blew away my whole city Ho chi min shoot a load on your chin
God damn this I say is going to dubai And if you wanna come on then You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begin Hooooyga Cant retain I gotcha cookin choya brain And its called Egg foo Yung and lo main
So come on then baby and have us a buffet