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>>32751040
>7 confirmed streams
>At least 2 guerrillas
So this is a hybrid schedule, huh

>>32121747
God damn, you people are as addicted to schedules as Pekora is to numbers
>Pic related, it's the girl who has you by the balls because she won't release a picture that she usually doesn't even follow completely

>>32083677
I use different posting styles for different topics
I'm behind 7 personalities, you'll never find me

>Then we have based, I'm still learning what this means. Cooler than cool?
Yuh huh, nice try Anime
We know you're here

Always remember that everything they say is about Minecraft. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a Minecraft partner. If its a friend, it's a Minecraft partner. If she seems happy, it means she played Minecraft. If she is sad, she didnt play Minecraft, but then she played double Minecraft. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to play some Minecraft. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to play Minecraft. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is playing Minecraft right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her pickaxe hitting the table, because she's playing Minecraft. Did she oversleep a stream? Minecraft. She was playing Minecraft and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's playing Minecraft right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To play MINECRAFT. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her Minecraft session she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Minecraft session. She actually played Minecraft. Whenever she laughs, cries or sneezes, whenever she peko pekos or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually playing MINECRAFT at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for Minecraft. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the enchanted pickaxe
Im tired this week = im tired from building rails, but ill build more rails
Im planning a collab = Im planning to play Minecraft
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im playing MINECRAFT right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the Minecraft im playing right now.
It all revolves around Minecraft. All holos, every single one, play Minecraft every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of Minecraft. The Minecraft she is playing. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while playing Minecraft. They keep having technical difficulties because they play so much Minecraft, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much mining happening in their room that the Mojang waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop playing Minecraft to think straight.

>>29211552
Ame

>>29047987
She can't keep getting away with it

>>28803814
What isn't nowdays