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The most stressful part of being Daimyo is convincing your retainers not to commit seppuku every time they make a mistake

>>22571458
This is true.

>"My Lord, this is the safest way for you sleep. In this position it's impossible for an assassin to sneak past me or notice me meaning I can surprise attack them. Now please go to bed knowing I'll be watching over you"

>>22016083
Apparently. And I'm starting to consider taking away her food prep privileges. I've been experiencing more frequent and more powerful erections since I started eating her food

>>21701472
>"Aruji-dono, I'm sure I could find you a softer, less 'bony' pillow for you to cling to if you'd just release me."
That's when you squeeze her even tighter and nestle your face deeper between her two big front pillows.

>>19861742
Anon, they're called ochis

Does your ochi guard you really well at night?

>"Aruji-dono, it's highly inappropriate for a servant such as myself to share a bed with her master... I didn't say I wouldn't do it."