/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Women want women.
Physiologically, genetically, it is hard wired for them to mate with men. They want to reproduce and contribute to the species gene pool.
However, it is also such that they are behaviourally encoded to form long term relationships with women - or want to at least, if there was no stigma.
They’re friendly, kind, open, flirty, bitchy, all traits that women want in each other. Not to mention that women have the capacity to make out with one another yet deem they’re “straight”, or hold hands, etc. And they do girly shit like gosling for one another when they do a song performance or something.
This is why your wife enjoys her time more with her female friends than she does with you. You’re a meat rod. Her friends are her emotional sustenance

All women need to do is to overcome their innate desire for cock. With strap-ons and vibrators, that can be cessated. With IVF, they can give birth without impregnate on. All that’s left is the stigma, and to realize that they truly want pussy.
Amelia, this message is for you. Bitch. Gura is waiting for you. She’s already found her answer.

RECAPPING TONIGHT'S EVENTS FOR GURAMECHADS:

>gura delayed her stream 30 mins to watch ame play Mario galaxy
>constant ame mentioning in the first 30 mins
>battleblock collab with ame confirmed
>wants ame's big veiny futa dick inside her
>wants to drink ame milk straight from the tap
guramechads can't stop winning..

>>32305764
gura is unironically obsessed with amelia and nothing you tell me can convince me otherwise
>has listened to ame's "gura doesnt know i exist" so many times she's lost count
>watches movie watchalongs for ame alone
>ame is special to me
>constantly fetishizes/sexually fantasizes about ame
>constantly mentions ame
>sent ame an extremely symbolic gift (lemons = /u/)
>dedicated 6 songs to her
>wants to sleep next to her
>wants to be footfucked by ame
>constantly gushes about ame's dedication, resilience, how helpful and dependeable she is, etc.
>gushes over ame's singing
>>and the cute blondie next to me..
>only consistently yuribaits with her (mori is close 2nd)
>loves her so much she didn't want to end the near 3h apex collab
>did i say she watches ame's movie watchalongs for ame and not the movie - oh i did. multiple times by the way.
>wants to learn PAPAYA on the ukulele
>always extends streams with ame
>was extremely nervous if her gift would be well received
>compared amelia to family (equal importance)
>called ame her wife
>has said i love you multiple times to her
>they're interlinked.
>wants amesame ukulele duet (has asked her multle times)
>wants off collab, mario party + couch-coop + karaoke duet
>always watching ame's streams if she's available
>she's literally watched every ame stream. like im not kidding. she watched her entire SC sunday one week when "farmers market" narratives were at their peak.
>constantly mentions wanting to play fps's with ame off-stream
>watched holofes with ame off-stream
>fisrt word of 2021 was amelia
>>singing makes my heart do funny things
>tennison boob window
>naked and covered in butter
>wants to cook for ame
>>AME keeps me calm
>soft doxx her live on stream to assert dominance over teamates
>she LITERALLY watches every fucking ame stream. even fucking part 5 of her mario odyssey streams.
>knows amelia's height to the 5th significant digit but doesn't remember her own
>wants ame to nya (and gura loves cats!)
>watched ame play fucking HOTS, the most boring game on planet earth
>only membered to ame, and watched her uke practice
>>s-suki
>asked ame out to a movie date nervously
>was extremely nervous for the movie date, kept bringing it up the 2-3 streams prior to it, mentioning how she was worried she may be too talkative (this is literally how you act with your crush in middle school on your first movie date)
>frequently wants to impress ame
>/x/schizo like ame
>mentions ame about 4 times per stream on average

reminder. no other holoJP girl has ever shown this level of obsession/frequent mentioning of the other for a consistent, prolonged period of time.

now how ame feels about gura is a different story altogether

Reminder this is all kayfabe, and they only do it because you guys love it. I love it too

>>32047966
What did you say Gura?

my pp hard

Top 3 genuine ships in holoEN.

3. Gura & Amelia (GurAme)
They love watching and talking about one another! Gura says Amelia is special to her! Gura bought Amelia a birthday gift by personally going to a store and buying it for her.

2. Korone & Okayu (OkaKoro)
Cute dog and fat cat! They're friends from pre-hololive! They're extremely chummy and cute with one another!

and finally..

1. Noel and Flare (NoeFure)
The only confirmed lesbian, romantic relationship in hololive! For now. Spa dates! Controller bruises! Plenty of off-collabs! And of course, pair rings.

Honorable mention:

Kanata and Coco
Living together! Bathing together! Sleeping together!

>>31258942
Ame is too busy having Discord sex with Gura to vent before the kakaoke.

THEY

We all know Gooruh loves anal sex, but what about Ame?

>>30541032
Fuck off /u/schizo
t. Bigger /u/schizo

reminder that Ame and Gura are just friends
/u/schizos need to stop being delusional and let them do their thing

They're synchronized!
https://files.catbox.moe/gmn7oy.mp3

>>30380070
Amelia lied to us or didn't get what her dream meant.
>"Ah, I had a dream, I had a dream where you guys, teamates, were like personified as a bunch of stuffed animals, but you were like misfit stuffed animals that were like a bunch of different parts from different stuffed animals stitched together, and you were in the claw machine, and I was a prize in the claw machine too, and we were in the claw machine together. You guys were prizes too, don't forget it.

Based on that, this dreams could mean that she sees her chat as a bunch of random people inside a claw machine, and that those people are damaged people(misfit). But none of that explains why she was inside the claw machine with chat in the first place, or how she knew teamates were the stuffed animals. Here's what the dream actually means:
>the stuffed animals are a bunch of candidates for hololive
>the holos are all damaged girls with a lot of problems
>she was inside it with all of them
>all of them are prizes
This is how Ame feels about hololive, all the girls are prizes and deserve love, that's why she's so supportive. And this makes perfect sense since she dreamed about that when ID debted.

Now Based on this baseless assumption, I can confirm that the Cyrborg Obama was Yagoo,(https://youtu.be/nhYDJU1NCm0)) and the whiskey was hololive, she didn't like the pressure at first but SOMETHING (the sugar) made her accepted it Since she dreams a lot with Gura in dreams that she's falling down plataforms, then Gura is the sugar of her life. She loves Gura.

They are lovers.

>>30129964
based

>>30093864
no. gura is literally bi and wants to fuck ame.

>>30046013
It's possible but I really want to make sure she sees it.

>>29968270
>Heya, Watson!
>Thank you... For... ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵉˣ... with me... ₕᵤhaʰᵃha

>>29868129
I still like this picture the best because of the dynamic implications.

Imagine the smell

>>29768070
Don't lie to me Ame we know what you did to Gura in the shower

>>29720551
ESLchama

>>29688941
You can't stop me