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Resolution being my first complaint, character quality or presence is my second complaint on scenery images, they would do well to draw the characters as a distance where detail isn't needed.

Let's have a touhou text adventure thread. YOU, a tremendous WEEABOO find yourself in THE MIDDLE OF GENSOKYO, it is 9:00 AM GENSOKYO TIME and you should probably GET THE HECK OUT OF GENSOKYO BEFORE NIGHT FALL. You have a WATERPROOF BACKPACK that contains a FULLY CHARGED LAPTOP, YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE, $50 US DOLLARS(the US dollar is accepted everywhere even Gensokyo), DUCT TAPE, A PACK OF CIGARETTES, CIGARETTE MATCHES, AN APPLE iSUCKDICKS CELLPHONE, and a SHOVEL, presumably for digging your own grave.

You have all the abilities of a normal WEEABOO, you cannot FLY or shoot DANMAKU. Your WALKING SPEED is 2 mph. Your BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT is 0%. The WIND DIRECTION is from the SOUTH EAST at 3-5 mph.
YOU are in a FIELD in a VALLEY. Up to your NORTH is a FIELD WITH TALL GRASS. In the distance you think you see some mist. To your SOUTH is A PATH that stays in the valley. To your EAST is a PATH WITH TREES that seems to lead to HILLIER TERRAIN up the valley walls. To YOUR WEST is PATH in a PLAIN AREA that seems like it might lead up to the TALL MOUNTAIN IN THE DISTANCE.

What do you do /jp/?(jump in lake is an invalid command)