/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33121560
Sabbath Unicorn cures you of diabetes.

How many boxes will you be purchasing?

>>24389907
Good thing we have unicorns then.

Why do I always get stuck baby sitting the neighbor’s unicorn kid? It’s not she even needs me as she can cook, clean and do her homework all by herself, and even cooks for me, so what reason do they even have me watch her for?

How do I know those babysitting jobs are t just ploys for sabbath recruitment?

Obey the will of Cutecorn, bring her all Muffins.

>parents constantly force me to babysit neighbor’s unicorn daughter
>almost every night is spent at their house
>thankfully she can taker care of herself and even knows how to cook
>even cooks for me when mom forgets to pack me dinner
>unicorn’s parents always ask me how last night was and if I got any sleep
>when I get home my parents ask me if I think she’s cute
What’s going on here?

>>22467304
I'd rather make love to little unicorns.

>>20879283
All right, it's been an hour, you're all disappointments.

The correct secret answer was Esuna is for status ailments, not Cure. The other secret answer was to marry the Unicorn because who the fuck wouldn't marry a Unicorn of any variety?

>>20469416
Patrician taste.

>>20263308
I'll pretend not to understand that question. Have a cutecorn.

This is cutecorn, she isn't for lewd but you can say something nice about her!

>>20068980
You know what, fine, next time I'll make a fucking compilation of multiple different universes of centaur.

At least nobody is going for the cash prize so I can keep it for meself.

>tfw we reached peak cute a while back

Hopefully we can plateau for a while otherwise it's all downhill from here.

>>19925521
No.

>>19799187
>things that shouldn't be talked about.
Elaborate.

>tfw really want a cutecorn daughter

It's that kind of tired that washes over you and lingers but isn't the type that can be waylaid by sleep.

>>19720149
I'm more interested in her assistant.

>>19702539
>Gyaru Medical Sabbath crew

mitebcool

>>19696295
>>19696302
Can you samefag somewhere else?

>I will be your caretaker. Any questions?

This is your nurse for today.

>Loli horsepussy
Be still my beating heart.