/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42524728
I am joking as well. Family dogs are for starting families with!

shooting at sexy girls that want your babies is gay, so the bullets are gay and they won't do shit
that's the official lore, now kiss your dog

big girls are good girls

I LOVE BIG DOGGOS

I've found her. The goodest girl in the world

My werewolf wife got a lot more schemey after we got married and keeps going ufufu and konkon whenever she thinks I can't hear.
What does that mean?

>>36216714
>t. snusnued by a 8 ft savage beastwoman.

>>29228182
>feminist holocaust
Ow oof ouch my sides

>>22076147
God knows I would.

>>21577919
Big strong arms to hug you and never let you go.
Big sharp teeth to give you wonderful love-bites.
Big meaty pawpads to squish when she holds your hands.
Big pointy claws to scratch up your back when you make love.
Big powerful tail to sweep the floor and knock over furniture when you make her happy.
Big six-pack to rub until she can't help but howl.
Big thick thighs to leglock you and make sure you stay in until morning.
Big litters of pups that will love and snuggle you until the day you die.

>>21262273
those are just as good

>>20947357
Just sounds like a silly way of asking for belly rubs honestly.

>>20653842
what about strong wolfu stomach?

>>20151754
I love the idea that cats think we're just big ol' dumb dumb kittens that also somehow know where all the food is.

Cats are like tsundere pets. They care in their own way but they can also be harsh most of the time.

Which means dogs are often yandere pets. Loves affection, doesn't judge you, get anxious when you're gone, and will rip out a motherfucker's throat to protect you.

>>20048350
The buffest!