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>Have dhampir sisters
>Is stronger than me
>I can barely lift off the meaty mino zombie who wakes me up each morning by falling on me
>Meanwhile she’s smashing marble columns with her fists
>Is better with magic than me
>I can barely cast prestidigitation
>She’s casting 10th level drain life spells like it was nothing
>She gets invited on all the raids
>Meanwhile I only get to tag along on raids as tanks massager or if my sister says she’ll only go if I can come
>Constantly dozen ups me despite being only half monster
>We even share the same mom but yet she has all the power
So when do I hit my extremely late growth spurt and achieve the same power? Cause dad keeps trying to teach me how to properly keep a castle and take care of the servants but that’s boring and I don’t wanna be some vampire’s bloodbag like him

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One... ahahaha!
Two... ahahaha!
Three...ahahaha!